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32 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:12pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
I am an intelligent, ambitious, conscientious human with a happy disposition, a variety of interests and a desire to make everyone around me laugh. I am also a warm, generous person and I'm very funny. Oh, and I'm super modest too.

I would also say that I am an optimist, my glass is always half full and I'm pretty much dehydrated all the time (I've got to start finishing those half glasses instead of being obsessed with metaphors!).

I started off (life) as a history buff but have now transformed in to a more science-y person (life, eh?). Don't get me wrong though, I still got mad love for all things history, philosophy, political and economic(al?). You might have noticed I also have mad love for dated urban slang. Word.

I love movies (Christopher Nolan, Blue Valentine, Tokyo Story... it's a long list!) and popular culture in general. I'm a big fan of comedy, in any form, from stand-up (Louis CK, Seinfeld, Chris Rock... another long one!) to sit-coms (Arrested Development, 30 Rock, South Park... it keeps going!) to recline-mime (that last one isn't real).

I like things boys like, such as video games and sports but I also like things which some LADS might not like, such as art, architecture, theatre and such. Living in London is such a blessing in this respect, it's a very cultural city.

Offline and in real life (life, eh?) my friends describe me varyingly as personable, funny, charming and 'The o(ne)'-my name is Theo! Online that seems difficult to get across. But, if you could look beyond that(!), as Ryan Gosling's character said 'Give me a chance'.
Also, if you want to move to America with me (I want to go to there!).
So let's talk, it could be the greatest thing we've ever done*

*no guarantee; I'm not liable if it turns out to be the worst thing we've ever done; unrequited love may develop from my side, forgive me; the value of your investment can go down as well as up.
What I’m doing with my life
Whoa, personal much? I'm doing a whole lot, matchmaking ends, filling in requirements, smelling gooooood
I’m really good at
Talking, being funny, smiling, procrastinating, arguing a point, living up to expectations, downplaying said expectations
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno, I'm funny and I'm a wiseacre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh my, so many! I'm going to update this piecemeal up in this piece

Movies (in addition to those mentioned):

Take the money and run
All Christopher Nolan's Batman films
Spider-man 2 (in all honesty, my favourite movie ever!)
Pixar, except sucky Cars 1 and 2 and stinky Brave
The Apartment
Un Prophète
There Will Be Blood
Mississippi Burning
In The Name Of The Father
Wendy And Lucy
Grave Of The Fireflies
Paths Of Glory
Half Nelson
Das Boot
The Avengers

TV (also in addition):

Happy Endings
Question Time
Bob's Burgers
Adventure Time
Gravity Falls
The Good Wife
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
The Wire
The Sopranos
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Mindy Project
Parks And Recreation
The Office (US ONLY!!)
Up All Night
Friday Night Lights
Bored To Death
How To Make It In America
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Gilmore Girls
Have I Got News For You
Key And Peele
Modern Family
A History Of Britain
The Larry Sanders Show
The Sarah Silverman Program
The Thick Of It
Ben and Kate
People's Century


All Quiet On The Western Front
Great Expectations
Nineteen Eighty-four
Grapes Of Wrath
God Of Small Things
Goodbye To All That
Two Lives
Pride And Prejudice
A History Of Western Philosophy
The six things I could never do without
I simply could not live without the ability to do simple arithmetic. After that, I dunno, 6 other things I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This of course, I mean, is there any point?
Also, does that mean that if I were white I'd be in love right now? :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of school
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a pretty open person, so just ask me Ok(Cupid)?
In terms of volunteering deets, I guess I'm overly concerned with tings
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offline and in real life (life, eh?) my friends describe me varyingly as personable, funny, charming and 'The One' (who smells). Online that seems difficult to get across, especially the smell part amirite?. But, if you could look beyond that(!), as Ryan Gosling's character said 'Give me a chance'.
Also, if you want to move to America with me (I want to go to there!)