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26 Knoxville, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I can geek you under the table with my hobbies and passions, but luckily for the both of us, my beard stops before my neck and I know how to wear it. I keep my life pretty simple, have good perspective and can laugh at anything. Behind closed doors I’m goofy as fuck, quixotic and turbo cuddly—but keep it hush because I have a total hard-as-nails rep to maintain.

I have an underutilized B.S. in Art that has been relegated to my photography hobby and critiquing my coworkers’ choices of color and negative space. I like teaching people, sharing ideas and trading my tastes—I sincerely hope you do too.

I’ve been primarily jamming to flavors of indie rock like math rock, post-rock, sadcore, and whatever else is interesting—and I will totally melt for some quality female pipes. Louis CK and Anthony Jeselnik top my list as favorite comedians; my humor is also dark and dry, but I deliver more (bad) puns than they do :P.

Best songs you’ve never heard in a neat 3-song bundle:
Tabar – Gimme a Reason (sweet little indie pop rock song with a female vocalist).
Options – Real Nice (American Football inspired so it’s got that mmm mathy late-90s/early-2000s emo sound).
Toe – Tremolo+Delay (instrumental, like most of their songs, post-rock/math rock with a sick drummer and catchy rifts).
If you like any of those jams, let’s talk some music.

Myers-Briggs tests label me as INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved from Kansas City and Evansville to Knoxville working my self-taught career as a front-end web developer for an ad agency across the street from UTK campus.

Right now in my free time I’m working on rebuilding and redesigning an old client's website using Lapis as a framework. After that it's on to my personal site.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recursively asking how and why
Grammar, but typing slower than I think sometimes
Creative thinking/nonsense
Delayed gratification
Not getting sick… like basically ever
Automating computer tasks, but spending more time writing the scripts than I could save time manually doing it
Photography and editing: Flickr and deviantArt here…
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look younger than my age and act older than it—which leads to some awkwardly, mismatched conversations where we’re not on the same level. But I’m an enthusiastic storyteller and I will try to spin most things into a joke …whether or not that joke was appropriate is a whole different story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
🎵 Music:
Some of my favorite bands in no order: The Postal Service, Dear and the Headlights, Beirut, Pedro the Lion, Pinback, Neutral Milk Hotel, Cursive, Rilo Kiley, The Mountain Goats, Tegan & Sara, Tall Ships, Built to Spill, This Town Needs Guns, Tubelord, Clever Girl, Sparklehorse, Idaho, Bedhead, zookeeper, Bettye Swann, Pearl Jam.

Really you are just better off looking at my account: saved4arainyday.
Genres I can’t get behind: dubstep, radio country/pop/rap and buttrock.

🎬 Movies:
Black Swan, Blue Valentine, Brick, Catch Me If You Can, Closer, Dogma, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Good Will Hunting, Inception, Inglorious Basterds, Into The Wild, Requiem for a Dream, Shawshank Redemption, Spirited Away, Star Wars.

📺 Television:
Archer, Rick & Morty, NOVA, Frontline, King of the Hill, South Park, Louie, Adventure Time, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Futurama, Community, Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad.

Just no: Family Guy.

👾 Video Games:
League of Legends, Chrono Trigger, Ocarina of Time, A Link to the Past, Super Mario World, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Donkey Kong Country, Pokémon, Grand Theft Auto.

I made a cool Super Mario stop-motion film in college.

🍛 Food:
Anything featuring cilantro, Indian, Thai, Cajun, Middle Eastern, homemade hummus, Kansas City BBQ, medium-rare steak and varying sources of caffeine.

Nope: ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, pickles

I have fun a lot fun cooking, but and cooking for one is inconvenient.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Car, bros, Firefox, pirating, dopamine and skepticism.

Things I could do without:
IE<10 & Pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Metathought, documentaries, neologisms, social interaction, maps, astrophysics, quantum physics, cephalopods, the Forer Effect, perpetual self-improvement, premature optimization, web browsers, Linux, photo editing, going for a hike and I want to get my student loans paid off so I can get into investing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I haven’t had pizza in a long time, I start to get pepperonely. :(

…and I kinda have a thing for smaller boobs—not that I would ever let breast-size be a deal-breaker.
You should message me if
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You’re curious and a critical thinker.
You’re emotionally intelligent, introspective and mature.
You can challenge me.
You listen to albums instead of songs.
You hear Guile’s theme any time you’re about to do anything awesome.
You really like food… even better if you like cooking it.
You’re looking for someone to complement you, not complete you.
You just ‘get it’.

Bonus points if you like to wear dresses and skirts and think bikinis & boyshorts > thongs.
More points for women in the fields of digital arts, photography, psychology, philosophy, science, math or finance and can teach me more about them.
Hyper points for a cute nose or big eyes.
Super power points if you can tell me a terrible joke.

I have problem of lurking and not messaging because I suck at conversation starters… Feel free to call me out.

Hell, just message me if you want to nerd out and spoon. :)