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35 F Amityville, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I’m trying to cut through this red tape/bull shit dating scene and find a guy with some decent values and respect. I could sit here and provide a laundry list of things I’m NOT looking for but I don’t want to bore you. Actually who cares cuz are you even really reading this?

If you’ve made it to this paragraph, I’d be delighted to inform you of what I’m looking for. I’m looking for a guy who will eventually become my boyfriend. A guy with a sense of humor and an actual personality that doesn’t mirror a cardboard box. A guy who can be silly with me and speak sarcasm. Someone who wants to get to know me and not just my bagina. Yes I’m one of those chicks on here who thinks the majority of you people (YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!) are on here for ass. Who can blame you? But I’m not on here for that. In fact I’m sick of guys telling me they are looking for a serious thing only to prove the opposite in person, which leads me to the next thing I’m looking for…honesty. GASP! If you are an honest and loyal guy who was raised with some form of decency, send me a message and thank your mom for me.

I’d like my guy to have a job and a car. I kind of feel idiotic having to put this absurdity in here but based on past experience it is warranted. I have my own car as well as a job so why shouldn’t you?

At this point I’m going to provide you with a list of turn-offs. Get out your notepads kids. This is not a complete list and is subject to change at any time (depending upon how many more neomaxizoomdweebies I meet):
• Smoking
• Drugs (this one here includes pot smoking. Yeahhhh 420, its herbal, grows in the ground blah blah blah. It’s still a drug).
• Guys with girlfriends, boyfriends, wives or husbands. Please do NOT message me. I will never be able to wrap my head around why you’re even on this website.
• Guys who dislike cats or any other animal. I’m a huge animal lover and I have a cat.
• Guys younger than 30.
• Poor hygiene.
• Arrogance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think my favorite thing to do is go to concerts and I don’t mean the symphony. I love music like Korn, Metallica, Disturbed, Alice in Chains, Linkin Park, Ozzy, Motley Crue, Offspring, Journey, Godsmack, Depeche Mode & Tom Petty among many others. So I’m looking for a guy who shares this interest. I also like going out to dinner occasionally, going to a movie or comedy club and traveling. I haven’t been away on vacation since 2008 and it’s starting to get to me so please, let’s go to Aruba or something. I also enjoy wine or a nice martini every now and again. It would be nice to find a guy who can kick back with me and enjoy a drink together.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
If you’re still reading this, congratulations, you can read. Bottom line is I want a guy who is funny, responsible, respectful and trustworthy. This may be an impossibility but I have faith that he’s out there. Send me a message if you're serious.