is I'm willing to admit I have private things :D
And no you cannot have them!!
I firmly believe the word "Vagina" is the one of funniest words in
the English Language and I do anything I can to ensure its use in
my daily vocabulary. I am not ashamed by this nor do I make any
apologies, I don't care how immature or unprofessional it may seem.
All I can say is, don't be a vagina about it.
Also, I am REALLY good with names and faces, like CREEPY good. Like
I saw your profile ONCE, with your picture, and 6 years later I
come back to it and I still remember your name that you typed
because this was your first time on a dating website and you were
really naive and optimistic about your prospects. Now you're just a
bitter whore, but I still recognize that smile and the way your
eyebrow raises when your best friend takes that suprise picture of
you that you're not prepared for and you're like "WTF Bestie??" and
she's like "STFU Fag post it on OKC lololol" and you're like "OKAY
BEST IDEA EVAR THAT'S WHY UR MY BESTIE LULZ!!!".
Seriously though, it's creepy.
I am not allowed to enter Canada until November of 2014. I was
almost kidding about breaking international law.