I'm looking for someone who I can move forward with in life. I've been standing still long enough.

If you love this music, we most likely will get along quite nicely--check it out http://youtu.be/V3rRaL-Czxw?t=15s

I work for Burger King as a Restaurant Manager in Bloomfield Hills. I do a lot more than just that, I'm pretty important to the company but you could care less and I don't feel like typing it all out. Win-win.

Glamourous? Hells yes.

I have friends. They're pretty cool.

Wearing ties. I probably own over a hundred.

Listening. I tend to be a sounding board for most of my friends.

TALKING. Most of my friends hate being my sounding board. I've been considered a windbag in my heyday.

Teaching. A passion of mine.

Inconsistent and WEIRD.

I'm very bright, both in personality and intelligence. Most people get annoyed because I ask too many questions. I love to know how things work or why they work the way they do.

Anything I could put here would sound too superficial for me to justify needing any of them, aside from the obvious and the obvious are BORING.

And personally, many have tried to make a clever, intelligent response in this box and sadly I have yet to see one success. I don't want to break the mold on this one. I'm also lazy.

Work, and sleep. I love sleeping.

Why I let myself get so bogged down in work that I forget there's a world with PEOPLE out there. I really miss going on dates.

In some aspects of my life i tend to get very frustrated very easily, so on the whole I really try to not to spend a lot of time thinking about one particular subject.

Right now it's working, I usually work saturday. I'm always up for dinner and/or a movie and/or a drink and/or a small roadtrip and/or breaking international law....oh see what I did there?(Just kiddin FBI don't taze me bro!)

Overall, I'm more likely to hang out on a Saturday night.

is I'm willing to admit I have private things :D

And no you cannot have them!!

I firmly believe the word "Vagina" is the one of funniest words in the English Language and I do anything I can to ensure its use in my daily vocabulary. I am not ashamed by this nor do I make any apologies, I don't care how immature or unprofessional it may seem. All I can say is, don't be a vagina about it.

Also, I am REALLY good with names and faces, like CREEPY good. Like I saw your profile ONCE, with your picture, and 6 years later I come back to it and I still remember your name that you typed because this was your first time on a dating website and you were really naive and optimistic about your prospects. Now you're just a bitter whore, but I still recognize that smile and the way your eyebrow raises when your best friend takes that suprise picture of you that you're not prepared for and you're like "WTF Bestie??" and she's like "STFU Fag post it on OKC lololol" and you're like "OKAY BEST IDEA EVAR THAT'S WHY UR MY BESTIE LULZ!!!".

Seriously though, it's creepy.

If you like dates. I like dates. So if you like dates and I like dates, that means we should go on a date move in together adopt a cat then buy a house because I want a dog and most apartments won't let me have the dog I want then we can buy a car together adopt 3 kids and then GET MARRIED. We can talk about the 2nd date later.

This profile is very indicitive of my sense of humor, if you aren't getting it you won't get me. If you missed the memo, I also work a lot...so if I don't respond to you right way I'm sorry and have patience. I like talking to people so you WILL get a reply!

If you are moving forward in life at a moderate pace, and are looking for some company.

"I enjoy long walks on the beach, talking, and other general mediocre activities that are extremely unsuccessful at getting into your pants."