I am a different person than anyone you have ever met. A bold claim, yes, but consider that if you have never met me before, you have never met anyone exactly like me! In a nutshell I am a young man that enjoys bad jokes ad nauseam, will fight for his friends, likes to play devils advocate, and considers adventure and partying to be the two most important activities in life. I believe in certain values despite the odd topics of my small talk- fidelity, honesty, altruism- its just the way I was raised. I would be overjoyed to find a wonderful person to share some of my life with here, even if that only means sharing a meal and a smile- I'm optimistic but not naive enough to imagine that I could fall madly in love spontaneously. All I ask is that anyone on this site who feels at all curious give us a chance to share just a glimpse of each others lives and allow anything to grow organically.
I am loquacious, quirky, and subjective

Right now I live with one of my totally awesome best friends and adventure buddy. I just started a new job with an independent IT consulting company after years of retail hell and more years of awesome college. Every week I run a recurring DnD game for my friends that has been going for nearly a year now, and I also go to board game nights that my friends organize.

Making bad awkward jokes, its something I pride myself on, especially puns. I also love to tell stories. I tell stories about work, about the news, about things I make up. But I especially love telling stories about my friends and our shenanigans, some things are just too good to keep to a small circle.

I also give the best foot rubs ever. Another outrageous claim, but until you've tried it, you don't have much of an argument against me!

Recently I've heard people really notice my laugh. Apparently its a very distinct and joyous laugh, and for that I am proud.

I am also a very boyish person. I know I act young and often foolish. I do this purposefully, because I idolize the innocence and hope of youth. My greatest fear in life is that I will become a jaded and tired adult, full of cynicism about culture, politics and the human condition.

fantasy/science fiction books, other books as well, text in general- in fact

action movies, sci fi movies, romances, epics, post-apocalyptic movies, also disney movies (I like to sing along [crap, that makes me sound less manly]{its ok, it shows your sensitive}[but now Im talking to myself in brackets, doesnt that mean I'm crazy?]{good crazy though! you at least realize it}[I donno...] {trust me, it'll be great} with all my favorite movies)

classical music, instrumental music, video game music, a little epic metal, I have also realised that I really like Touhou music. As far as specific bands that I like, the list is limited: The Protomen, The Aquabats, Math the Band, Andrew W.K , Apocalyptica, Freezepop, The Black Mages (man, this list really makes me feel like a Japanophile, I swear Im normal!) and MC Chris

food, I love any kind of food, all food , every food, Ill try it once at least, and usually love it, with one exception: Uni. I once watched not one, but two of my friends get sick after trying uni and that was all I needed to know about sea urchin.

friends, food, sleep, warm things, internet, books

thinking, time, and spending

Wargame tactics

What I will be doing in 5 years

Why is California so expensive?

Adventure!

How I will save the world.

How I will RULE the world.

How to be awesome.

Painting miniatures, or other crafty things with friends, watching the same movies I watched when I was nine, going out to eat (or trying to convince people to go out to somewhere we've never gone before), reading and miscellaneous "ADVENTURES!"

I am attracted to voices, I listen to the way someone talks to try and judge their character. If they sound strained or rough I rarely get along with them, but someone who talks confidently and smoothly usually piques my interest. Also, if you are singing, you are one of my favorite people, doesn't matter who you are or how long I've known you, singing for the joy of singing is awesome.

You have an unusually content view of the world, like to talk about stupid stuff at 3 in the morning when everything seems funnier, can take an interesting philosophical question and turn it into a your mom joke and then continue the serious discourse without missing a beat. If you enjoy singing or making a scene in public.