Some odd facts about me:
I am a bit of a collection of paradoxes.
I eat meat, but don't like to kill insects, even those bazillion leg millithings that give me the creeps, which I catch and release. Small spiders in the house don't bother me, but if one's presence bothers you I will catch it with my bare hand and toss it outside. Although I care about the environment and usually bike or bus to work, sometimes I drive a car the same age as I that boasts an amazing 12-20 mpg. Sometimes I judge people for being so judgmental (though I'll never judge you). I can't tolerate intolerance.
I am smarter than your phone.
I am one of about three straight men nationwide who have no interest in sports. BUT I will join you to cheer your kid on at her/his games.
The word "awesome" is frequently used to describe things that aren't.