I'm Saxman. I am here to sweep some pretty young thing off her feet. I'm an American legend. Because of that, I know a lot of women will want me, so I warn you right now that if you want me (of course you will), you better jump in while you still can.

In my spare time, I brush my hair to keep it awesome, go out with some friends, talk about me, and make videos.

I like to write, and will probably have plenty to write on this site. When you read anything I write, your eyes will literally melt due to extreme levels of awesomeness. You may go blind. That's how great I am baby!

I am awesome, a freakin' legend, and good looking

I'm currently in college. I am planning to be successful, and that requires being amazing. I already am amazing as you can tell, so I will definitely be successful and make lots of bucks. Then I can buy crap. It's the perfect plan.

Making you love me, and being awesome.

That I look good. That my hair is like none other. If you get to know me well enough, I might let you touch it.

BOOKS: I don't read words fool, I MAKE words. Check out my journal. Why read when you can write?!

MOVIES: Anything funny, action packed, and awesome like me.

MUSIC: I like music. If you don't, I hate you. Shut up and eat a roll.

FOOD: Bacon!

I also recently made a video naming off some more specifics -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW0069YfD3o

Me, hair, hairspray, glasses, mirror, bacon

Me and how I am grateful to be gorgeous. Thank you God!

I think I'm in love with myself.

You want someone of great legendary status. You probably can't handle me, but you can try.

Oh, and I'm not actually single at all. I have like 40 or so girlfriends. But hey, what's one more going to hurt?! Come on, let's hook up and have some chicken some time. You like chicken don't you?