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50 South Saint Paul, MN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:46am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Sales / Marketing
Mostly monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! Welcome to my profile. Are you bored to death with coffee creeps and solicitations for sex with people in their early twenties and/or from third world countries? Are you on a quest for "Prince Charming?" - kissing a lot of "TOADS?"

...still WITH ME?
Please!! TRY ME! (as a):
- friend
- boyfriend
- LOVE ♥
- shoulder to cry on...
- walking buddy
- facebook friendly
- "special" project
- toad

I'm living in my house alone with no kids and no pets. I've been doing fairly well with plants. I have a weird schedule but have three day weekends. Lately I've been spotted at the Asian buffet eating alone.

- Have no job, live with your mom, and take the bus everywhere because you have several DUI's. You've got a chronic medical condition and you are in the process of filling bankruptcy with your soon to be x husband! Also, you don't know why anyone would want a smart phone and you think welfare will continue long after social security runs out. Also; You are so fed up with online dating you are on the edge of wanting to delete your profile. You disagree with the following statement: "Credit cards are for spending; Not, borrowing." What time should I pick you up? (at) -g
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm planting seeds and am excited that May 17th - Sunday is a new moon. This Sunday I will definitely put some plants into the dirt. Pretty exciting stuff I know? We're talkin' peppers tomatoes and lettuce. I've got some ideas for beans and maybe cucumbers.

** Update! ** Extremely interested in planning a "getaway" for summer! All potential candidates encourages to inquire. ♥
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Imposing self indulgent responses to inquiries into what I'm really good (at). I still think the idea of ending sentences with a preposition (ie. "at") is thankfully something I don't do well most of the time depending upon if you're coming WITH? ♥
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm either hiding and pretending to be whatever I think you are looking for or I'm being comfortable enough to just be myself and give you the real impression of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC: - As a professional musician part time, I assure you I'm a nasty sax player. With that being said, I play keyboards and sing and have great slap playing bass and a drum set in my basement.

FOOD: NO CARBS. I'll eat until I'm full and focus on what I'm eating rather than do portion control and too many carbs. I like to do greens and proteins.

Video: XBMC - if you don't know what that is, I'm sorry but willing to help you? In the mean time, Netflix, Hulu, etc. Drama's are fine, but I'm also a guy so I like action, suspense, comedy, documentaries. "Now please hand me that tissue."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sax, Internet, Direct Deposit, Back Yard Porch, Fire Pit, and profiles on here that don't include air and water for this category.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can there be self help groups?

Why would anyone with a smart phone need to buy a key chain flashlight?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's my first day off every three day weekend as I only work 32 hrs Monday through Thursday. What you really want to know is what I do on Thursday nights which is mostly stay up too late and do laundry and watch videos. Being with my schedule Monday - Thursday 12:30 in the afternoon until 9:00 PM, I love Thursday nights and being off for the three day weekend. I'm looking forward to getting out of town a few times and kickin' it on my back porch with the fire pit this summer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I possess purported instances of clairvoyance.

I've actually met these women:

"I don't think Disco Sucks." - me

"If the man can communicate to his woman in such a way that she feels he is being positively impacted by her good intentions, her good words, the relationship works." - David Snyder

I secretly want to take a trip to CO to go skiing and get stoned.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are:

-- needing to upgrade your boy toy with a brain
-- capable of having multiple hot flashes
-- to cheap to pay for a psychologist
-- a psychologist
-- a toad

*** Thanks so much for reading my profile!! ♥♂