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saxmandiamond

50 South Saint Paul, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! Welcome to my profile. I know there are a lot of us on here and you probably are tired of being asked to upgrade to the "A" list, and you're bored to death with coffee creeps and solicitations for sex with people from third world countries? I know. I get it. Think of me as not a picture but a friend interested in you as a friend on the same journey to find love in this hateful world. BTW, It's best if you watch the video first before continuing?

Are you on a quest for "Prince Charming?" - kissing a lot of "TOADS?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llsl5xq3eSM

...still WITH ME?
Please!! TRY ME! (as a):
- friend
- boyfriend
- LOVE ♥
- shoulder to cry on...
- walking buddy
- facebook friendly
- "special" project
- toad

Me?
It's almost like I don't even want to date. I mean, I go for walks alone, I eat alone, I live alone. Why should I spend any money? It's so sad, but is it? It's so common for people to get too picky or just not want to put up with the whole dating thing. I still haven't given up as I believe there is value in meeting interesting candidates for the position of soul mate, lifetime lover, but just a female buddy works as well. I just know there's somebody for me out there somewhere. I just need to find her!

You? (again)
- Have no job, live with your mom, and take the bus everywhere because you have several DUI's. You've got a chronic medical condition and you are in the process of filling bankruptcy with your soon to be x husband. You don't know why anyone would want a smart phone. You are so fed up with online dating you are on the edge of wanting to delete your profile. What time should I pick you up? (at) -g
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got starter plants on the window sills and am waiting to till the garden so I can put my little babies out in the dirt. I've been going for walks after work and late at night. I fell down and broke my ankle last winter and now I'm walking just fine. I'm looking for a dance partner to see what I can do. Mostly at work on craigslist looking at motorcycles (again).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Imposing self indulgent responses to inquiries into what I'm really good at. I still think the idea of ending sentences with a preposition (ie. "at") is thankfully something I don't do well most of the time depending upon if you're coming WITH? ♣
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to wear a hat, and I dance well, for partners okay with 5' 9". I carry myself well most of the time. I can be bored quite easily and quiet unless inspired in which case I probably should listen more instead of talking too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC: - I love any music that's well played. Whatever we can do to have a good time, as long as it doesn't cause a murder. Please be open minded as I'm actually a musician myself and find silly songs desirable for no reason! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lpj2uMFi-c&list=RD5lpj2uMFi-c

FOOD: NO CARBS. I'll eat until I'm full and focus on what I'm eating rather than do portion control and eat CARBS. I can do all you can eat buffet and eat greens and protein and loose weight.

Video: Netflix, Hulu, etc. I recently got a 50" TV so I like watching HD movies. I hardly ever have live TV although I have access. Again, I mostly like to discover a series, or take in a movie - NO COMMERCIALS works best for me unless it's a live event like the Superbowl. I try to avoid watching the news. Drama's are fine, but I'm also a guy so I like action, suspense, comedy, documentary, not paying attention to the movie, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sax, Internet, Direct Deposit, Back Yard Porch, Fire Pit, and profiles on here that don't include air and water for this category.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can there be self help groups?

Why would anyone with a smart phone need to buy a key chain flashlight?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's my first day off every three day weekend as I only work 32 hrs Monday through Thursday. What you really want to know is what I do on Thursday nights which is mostly stay up late and watch videos. Being with my schedule Monday - Thursday 12:30 in the afternoon until 9:00 PM, I love Thursday nights and being off for the three day weekend. I'm looking forward to getting out of town a few times and kickin' it on my back porch with the fire pit this summer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I possess purported instances of clairvoyance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=47&v=5XR7naZ_zZA

"I don't think Disco Sucks." - me

"If the man can communicate to his woman in such a way that she feels he is being positively impacted by her good intentions, her good words, the relationship works." - David Snyder

I want to make it easier for you to be the person you want to be.

I secretly want to take a trip to CO to go skiing and get stoned.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are:
-- a toad
-- totally boring
-- needing to upgrade your boy toy with a brain
-- capable of having multiple hot flashes
-- you think I should settle down and quit being single
-- too cheap to pay for a psychologist
-- You ARE a psychologist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffej15-Dgl0
*** Thanks so much for reading my profile!! ♥♂