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sazabizarre

28 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi there, My name is Sarah I'm a born and bread country bumpkin from Wiltshire but as soon as I hit my teens I traded hay bails and cows for bright lights, late night bars and have never looked back. I'm a chef by trade and I have a little start up business baking cakes, so if I'm not in the kitchen well I'm in the kitchen. When I can't stand the heat, I cool off by shaking my booty and having a good old sing-a-long. I have a very eclectic music taste and I'm always on hunt for new music to fill my ears with. I like to hit up open mic nights with my terrible guitar playing but generally have a good ol' knees up.

My home life consists of a flat in South East London with one other housemate and a gold fish, shanaqua and my beautiful cat, Cat. I have a lovely bunch of very close friends and we fill our free time with films and popcorn, nights out and lots of laughter. Meeting new people excites me, first dates make me smile and i love trying out new things. I wear brightly coloured clothes and enjoy a good bit of knitwear and jewlery that looks like sweets. I like to keep myself busy and as a result knitt, sing, diablo, build solid playlists for any occasion and bake. I often suffer from insomnia as a result of working too many hours, this is when you will find me cigarette in mouth, tea in hand, guitar on lap, cat at my feet, bits of wool everywhere and a good measure of cake mixture in my hair.

There is never really a dull moment with me and I often think this might be a bit too much for most people. I have had some quite frankly awful things to come to terms with and I guess if you are looking for plain sailing then I'm not the one. I'm all about the curves and the bumpy rides of the ups and downs of life.

So I guess if your down with anything you have heard, like fat lesbians with a great record collection, who is crafty, musically minded and addicted to cake then message away :-)
What I’m doing with my life
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I trained at university as a learning disability nurse and after a long spell of not working in care I am now in the right place in my life to return to this line of work so I'm currently on the dream job hunt.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh with my laugh. Never being able to find anything. Baking and finding the oddest presents people will ever receive.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bright clothes and laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite book has to be The Pilgrimage by Pauli Coelho.

I enjoy all the girly films you shouldn't like Mean Girls and Pitch Perfect

Orange is the new black and breaking bad have consumed a good chunk of life!

Music of all the kinds. Anything from Laura Marling and Ben Howard to Rancid and Weezer to Destiny's Child and Justin Timberlake to Pearl Jam and Suede to Chase and Status and Easy star all stars to Hall and Oats, Casual Projects to fat Freddy's drop and cat empire to R Kelly.

Cake, cake and more cake!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Spotify
Cake
Bunting
Work
Dancing
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