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My self-summary Propose an edit

Okay, I'll admit it: I'm just in this for the online tests baby! Nevertheless, I felt oddly compelled to fill out this self-summary as a means of fuelling my insatiable narcissism. Plus it affords me the chance to put off doing something indubitably more important and pressing...

Sooo, come here often? What's a nice OkCupid user like you doing reading a profile like this?

Okay, for the sake of an overview, I'm a twenty-one year old uni student hailing from ye old Sydney. I am the proud owner of a diverse range of interests, ranging from filmmaking (my qualifications are specifically tied in with this area) and film viewing, music in all its incredible forms, procrastinating, writing, singing, acting, chronically making a mockery of myself, art, wildlife rescue/rehabilitation, inventing creative and �legal' ways of courting Dylan Moran...the list goes on.

I say things like �touche' a lot (and feel bitter that I can't remember how to include the necessary accent over the �e' via a keyboard), I feel thinkers like Sartre render my misanthropic tendencies normal and justified, I make those annoying signs symbolic of quotation marks with my fingers, I compulsively do or say politically incorrect things for the sheer pleasure of it, and I feel dirty every time I catch myself uttering the term �postmodernism'. I also find live organ transplants strangely amusing, and have oft dreamt of carving a totem pole entirely from a band of magical, deep-fried midgets.

Anywho, I guess that's a quick, nutshell approach to my empty little existence. Fascinating aren't I?

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Weeelllll, presently I'm having my creative juices sucked dry by that hideous, black abyss we affectionately refer to as university (completing my Honours degree as we speak).

Nah, all jokes aside it's a pretty cruisy ride. After all, it provides me with the opportunity to keep ridiculous hours, be lauded for being an opinionated pratt, and live in denial of my inevitable future on the doorstep of Centrelink (I'm really optimistic about my employment prospects as you can tell!)

Rumour has it I possess a life outside of this particular little educational facility....Rumour also has it I couldn't be arsed describing it all here.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Don't you just love how they incorporate the term �really� into this topic heading, such that simply answering this question implies a degree of up-yourselfedness? It's remarkable.

Well in all modesty of course I must admit I'm immensely talented at performing �The Final Countdown' in a chipmunk-style voice whilst simultaneously conducting an engaging dirty uncle dance. I'm also uber-talented at drowning my sorrows in beverages of the alcoholic variety, and thinking there's actually profundity in that somewhere.

Ah yes, it's kinda scary just how gifted I really am.

Did I mention I like tulips?

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

* My penchant for four inch heels.

* My tendency towards hyperbolic gesticulation.

* The fact I'm pathetic enough to conduct self-parody by wearing a beret on a film set. (Actually you could have just finished that sentence before �enough� hah).

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Given my extreme diversity of taste in everything, I find 'favourite' questions somewhat reprehensible (the simple reason being I can't answer them).

> Let's just assume everything and we'll workshop it later.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1)My family.

2)My friends (wowza, these answers just scream originality).

3)My mind (It may be disturbed sometimes � read: all the time- but it beats not having one...or so I've heard. I guess I can lump imagination under this category too then.)

4)Culture in all its glorious manifestations, whether those be films, music, books etc etc. (Like how I pooled several interests beneath the glib, umbrella term of �culture'? Ah yes, I'm sneaky like that...wickety whack.)

5)My animals. That's right, I'm a huuugggeee animal lover. �Nuff said.

6)My ability to count to six.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Thinking itself. That's right dear reader, I over-analyse everything, and then I over-analyse the fact that I over-analyse everything.

I tend to take time out to contemplate miscellaneous, self-indulgent philosophical subjects, as well as consider whether to finally pick up my guitar and remember everything I once forgot. I also like to whittle away the hours pondering my fez, and debating the cultural significance of Monty Python.

I wonder what life would be like if I spoke a different language, if I was born ten years earlier, if I was a spoon (not just any spoon, one of those ones your Grandma collects with a possum on it), if I had zucchini flowers for feet, if I collected spoons like your Grandma, if I was less cynical, if I was more cynical, if I wasn't as lucky as I am, if I was Andrew Bird, if I was 2.5 inches shorter, if I'd actively pursued all those things in life I regrettably let pass me by, and if I was...

(Okay so the last part meant nothing- As opposed to the rest of it!)

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

On said night I will generally be A) Spending money I don't have on frivolous recreational pursuits, B) Spending thoughts I don't have on frivolous philosophical/analytical/creative pursuits, C) Conducting random acts of taxidermy, or on a good night, D) All of the above.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

....that I'm not easily willing to admit private things.

You should message me if Propose an edit

Well as I mentioned previously, I wasn't really planning on being messaged, I'm really just all about the tests! But if you feel so inclined as to engage in some immensely craptacular musings with yours truly, feel free to drop me a line (bet you're practically holding yourselves back!)

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