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sb-513

30 M Madison, CT

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Someday, I'm gonna make a fantastic, grumpy old man - the kind who will endearingly mock you as he travels across the state to help you out of a jam.

I'm also a passionate artist in awe of people, history and the world. I prefer one-on-one relationships, or small groups, and getting lost together. Which is totally what you do with a stranger you meet on the internet, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get a great big pile of money together to film my terrifying, post-apocalypse sci-fi action film. It's about a resilient, yet disturbed, feral girl hiding in attics from death bots and garishly costumed raiders in the abandoned factories and forests of my 80s, Connecticut youth. She wears a bright red costume, and crosses all sorts of patched up, fairy tail characters, as she... tries to find her humanity again! It's like Mad Max meets Anne Frank by way of David Lynch. The kids will love it!

I also want to develop video games, but am having a hard time finding a programmer. Any takers? We could use the simplest of engines, with two people it'd be easy. I'm really into 2D action-RPGs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Alexander Calder, Japanese prints, greasy American food, 60s/70s art rock, pre-WWII sci-fi/fantasy illustration, pinball, old-time music, Joseph Campbell, wikipedia, NES games, mythic art, hockey, The Voyager Record, Sealab 2021, milkshakes, Deadwood, expressionism, and the theme that life is short, harsh, beautiful, and absolutely worth fighting for. My all time favorite movies this week are: City Lights, Bladerunner, Metropolis, GtBatU, The Road Warrior, Riki-Oh, Bonnie and Clyde, Dawn of the Dead, Grand Illusion, and The Holy Mountain, which I still haven't finished because I only watch it when I'm half asleep and either heavily sick or intoxicated. I'm savoring it.

You now have a deep understanding of me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...my ancestral life as a mystic shaman, eating peyote and hunting wildebeests. I think we're all just one of those tribal dudes in an 80s comedy, who gets dropped off in NYC and has no idea wtf is going on. Chimps on a rock, floating in space, civilization is a prison, I read Noam Chomsky in college and took Anthropology a few times. Etc.

How I don't believe in astrology, but everyone close to me follows their sign profile absolutely to the letter. I'm the most cancerous cancer ever, as people born the day I was are suppose to be... according to cold readings, generalized personality types and other chicanery.

I'm also broke, so I put a lot of thought into getting by. Sorry to burst your Titanic role-play bubble, but running away with a struggling artist isn't as glamorous as it seems. I can still draw a wonderful picture of you in the nude if you'd like, and put on a decent face for you family and friends without covering it in caca.

I also wonder, now and then, how far honesty will get me on a dating website. The phrase "Titanic role-play bubble" makes that paragraph really hard to delete. I'm proud of it, it makes me chortle. Honestly, if the ray gun picture didn't stop you...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...who the Hell liked me on okCupid. I'm probably not doing that, but I just wanted to put that down somewhere. Who the heck is liking me on okCupid? I've got 4 matches, and haven't seen any of them yet.

*edit* SIX. Six matches. What, do house wives into country music dig struggling artists or something? I get new matches every week and never find em. I now 4 star nearly everybody and still don't get a hit.

*edit 2* Eleven matches.
You should message me if
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You're fun, sincere, and curious about something. Museums, scenic trips, art/non-fiction books, old buildings, Game Boys, art supplies, and junk food are my fuel for adventure. I <3 long car rides. And sex. I am the passenger...

I also like trading letters with people in different states and countries, and hearing what life's like there. Free, instant global communication is awesome!