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sberko

31 Alexandria, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like to laugh or make you laugh. I have the sense of humor of a six years old boy. I don't like travelling, not a book reader, not an adventurous person. I m not fun, not loyal, not a friendly person. I dont work hard or play hard, I don't like dogs and hate cats. I don't open doors for anybody except if they don't have their own arms and hands. I drive my car as fast as i can yet i have not got any ticket so far. I curse a lot. I m very mean to servers in a restaurant and try to create excuses not to tip. Oh by the way i don't like trying new cuisines and will not be doing it with you too. Last time when i had to go to a musuem i tried to draw mustache on one of the painting on the wall and lucky for them the guy next to me stopped me. I like to give spoliers if I am watching a movie in a theatre. That's why i am not allowed to enter some of them so i m trying to find new ones. I have never loved anyone in a romantic way or reply to a girl who says she loves me. I m not a good dancer and absolutely have no rhytm in my moves. Thats why i hit people when i m dancing and get into a fight really quick. You might end up taking me to a hospital. And also i should not forget to mention i get angry quickly. I have no patience at all. I m not a good listener. If i m bored of someone talking i look away first and if still that person doesnt get the message i pull out my phone and start playing with it. Let me see what else i can put on this section... I dont like doing sports. Why would i bother myself right? Also dont like to watch some guys chasing each other just to take the ball. I dont care what people feel when something upsets them. I kick people when i see them trip and fall in front of me and try to me it look like an accident. Actually this is the only fun thing for me to. So you can assume and will be right that i m not an interesting person but who cares...?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Impatiencly waiting to see what is the meaning of living in this world. Also one time I slept 19 hours. Thats my personal record.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boring, picking up on people's disabilities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How annoying i am (I guess). They never stay around that much so i can understand what they noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Anything with cheap fighting scenes.

Shows: Reality shows

Books: I dont read them.

Music: Whatever plays on the radio when i am driving.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A tv, a couch, a bed, a restroom... hmmm i think thats it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If i go to bed now how many hours i will be sleeping before going to work
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is an ordinary day like the rest of the week. I dont understand why people enjoy Fridays
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an iceberg. I have more than you can see. ( i m not talking about what is attached to my body 😉)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we might get along.... Kidding! There is no way you can actually get along with a guy like me. It would be a great success.

(Some of them are actually correct. If you have read this far you can try to guess which of them are true)