Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like to laugh or make you laugh. I have the sense of humor
of a six years old boy. I don't like travelling, not a book reader,
not an adventurous person. I m not fun, not loyal, not a friendly
person. I dont work hard or play hard, I don't like dogs and hate
cats. I don't open doors for anybody except if they don't have
their own arms and hands. I drive my car as fast as i can yet i
have not got any ticket so far. I curse a lot. I m very mean to
servers in a restaurant and try to create excuses not to tip. Oh by
the way i don't like trying new cuisines and will not be doing it
with you too. Last time when i had to go to a musuem i tried to
draw mustache on one of the painting on the wall and lucky for them
the guy next to me stopped me. I like to give spoliers if I am
watching a movie in a theatre. That's why i am not allowed to enter
some of them so i m trying to find new ones. I have never loved
anyone in a romantic way or reply to a girl who says she loves me.
I m not a good dancer and absolutely have no rhytm in my moves.
Thats why i hit people when i m dancing and get into a fight really
quick. You might end up taking me to a hospital. And also i should
not forget to mention i get angry quickly. I have no patience at
all. I m not a good listener. If i m bored of someone talking i
look away first and if still that person doesnt get the message i
pull out my phone and start playing with it. Let me see what else i
can put on this section... I dont like doing sports. Why would i
bother myself right? Also dont like to watch some guys chasing each
other just to take the ball. I dont care what people feel when
something upsets them. I kick people when i see them trip and fall
in front of me and try to me it look like an accident. Actually
this is the only fun thing for me to. So you can assume and will be
right that i m not an interesting person but who cares...?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Impatiencly waiting to see what is the meaning of living in this
world. Also one time I slept 19 hours. Thats my personal record.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boring, picking up on people's disabilities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How annoying i am (I guess). They never stay around that much so i
can understand what they noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Anything with cheap fighting scenes.
Shows: Reality shows
Books: I dont read them.
Music: Whatever plays on the radio when i am driving.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A tv, a couch, a bed, a restroom... hmmm i think thats it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If i go to bed now how many hours i will be sleeping before going
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is an ordinary day like the rest of the week. I dont
understand why people enjoy Fridays
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an iceberg. I have more than you can see. ( i m not talking
about what is attached to my body 😉)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we might get along.... Kidding! There is no way you can
actually get along with a guy like me. It would be a great
(Some of them are actually correct. If you have read this far you
can try to guess which of them are true)
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