Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like to laugh or make you laugh. I have the sense of humor
of a six years old boy. I don't like travelling, not a book reader,
not an adventurous person. I m not fun, not loyal, not a friendly
person. I don't like dogs and hate cats. I don't open doors for
anybody except if they don't have their own arms and hands. I drive
my car as fast as i can yet i have not got any ticket so far. I
curse a lot. I m very mean to servers in a restaurant and try to
create excuses not to tip. Oh by the way i don't like trying new
cuisines and will not be doing it with you too. Last time when i
had to go to a musuem i tried to draw mustache on one of the
painting on the wall and lucky for them the guy next to me stopped
me. I like to give spoliers if I am watching a movie in a theatre.
That's why i am not allowed to enter some of them so i m trying to
find new ones. I have never loved anyone in a romantic way or reply
to a girl who says she loves me. I m not a good dancer and
absolutely have no rhytm in my moves. Thats why i hit people when i
m dancing and get into a fight really quick. You might end up
taking me to a hospital. And also i should not forget to mention i
get angry quickly. I have no patience at all. I m not a good
listener. If i m bored of someone talking i look away first and if
still that person doesnt get the message i pull out my phone and
start playing with it. Let me see what else i can put on this
section... I dont like doing sports. Why would i bother myself
right? Also dont like to watch some guys chasing each other just to
take the ball. I dont care what people feel when something upsets
them. I kick people when i see them trip and fall in front of me
and try to me it look like an accident. Actually this is the only
fun thing for me to. So you can assume and will be right that i m
not an interesting person but who cares...?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Impatiencly waiting to see what is the meaning of living in this
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boring, picking up on people's disabilities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How annoying i am (I guess). They never stay around that much so i
can understand what they noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Anything with cheap fighting scenes.
Shows: Reality shows
Books: I dont read them.
Music: Whatever plays on the radio when i am driving.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A tv, a couch, a bed, a restroom... hmmm i think thats it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If i go to bed now how many hours i will be sleeping before going
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is an ordinary day like the rest of the week. I dont
understand why people enjoy Fridays
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an iceberg. I have more than you can see
You should message me if
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You think we might get along.
(Some of them are actually correct. If you have come this far you
can try to guess which of them are true)
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