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25 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:19am
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Filmmaker with a background in fine art and motion graphics. Part time flâneur. Long, nocturnal walks around London are my absolute favourite. Allergic to cats and dogs unfortunately.

Other areas of interest include painting, the history of art, medieval music, the Victorian cult of mourning, ballet, steam engines, autumn, lepidoptery, fellwalking, celtic mythology, wood carving, clockwork toys, gender politics, horticulture, permaculture, gothic architecture, paraphilias, historical fencing, astronomy, astrology.
What I’m doing with my life
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Decanting it into a special container for future use. Also painting, drawing, drinking rum, horseback jousting, drinking more rum, gardening, walking along walls, vaulting over walls, walking along walls whilst drinking rum, horseback jousting whilst drinking rum, horseback jousting along walls whilst drinking rum, falling off walls.
I’m really good at
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being bad at filling out this particular section. Don't most people manage to answer it in the previous two?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My enormous wingspan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, The Steadfast Tin Soldier, Pure, The Incal, Perfume, Tristram Shandy, Madame Bovary, Tank Girl, The Virgin Suicides, Wuthering Heights, Gormenghast Trilogy, Women in Love, The Jolly Postman, The Jolly Christmas Postman, Lady Chatterley's Lover, Sandman series, The Shock of the New, The Ringmaster's Daughter, Northern Lights, The Book of the Courtier, anything with illustrations by Arthur Rackham, various shorts by Edgar Allen Poe, Angela Carter, and some Lovecraftian horror stuff.

Movies: The Duke of Burgundy, Fellini's Casanova, The Shining, What We Do in the Shadows, Heathers, Princess Mononoke, Uzumaki, There Will be Blood, Withnail and I, Ghost World, The Draughtsman's Contract, In Bruges, Witchfinder General, Down Terrace, The Devil's Backbone, Carrie, Quills, Barry Lyndon, Brazil, The Wicker Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Flesh for Frankenstein, Paprika, A Field in England, Ringu, The Devils, Morgiana, Runaway Train, Hellraiser, most Hammer films.

Music: Ambient, Chillout, Medieval, Classical.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physiological needs, safety needs, love/belonging needs, esteem needs, self-actualisation, and self-transcendence apparently.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
thinking about thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding the night bus better value for money than most trips to the theatre.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love cats and dogs but am painfully allergic to them, so that's a deal-breaker I'm afraid. It's horrible and affects my social life a lot because everyone has pets.
You should message me if
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I am mostly just looking for interesting new humans, but go ahead if you fancy me rotten, or if you aren't rotten and don't not fancy me, or if you are rotten but only in a physiological sense.