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32 M Washington, DC

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Last Online
Yesterday – 4:04pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Josh.

I'll just answer the questions I usually wonder about other people on here:

Am I social and do I have plenty of friends? Yep. Do I work out regularly and take care of myself? Mhmm. Do I have a good job/career? Yessir! Can I do other random useful things that you'd want your boyfriend to be able to do? Absolutely--I can cook, tie a bow tie, and even do some basic bartending.

Basically, you can take me home to your mom.

I'm pretty affectionate and romantic, but hopefully not in a terrible maudlin way. ;-) I'm looking for one of those guys who can instantly charm my friends without even trying--that's the kind of thing that gives me butterflies.
What I’m doing with my life
For now, I'm chief of staff at a small government agency. Still not sure what I wanna be when I grow up, though.
I’m really good at
I started lifting weights about a year ago. My best exercise is the squat!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have happy resting face, rather than bitchy resting face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have good taste, I promise. Let's discuss the particulars over beers.

If you like shows like game of thrones and battlestar galactica, then we will get along swimmingly.
The six things I could never do without
I don't think I can do without a dog, and yet I don't have one. It's terrible.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about incentives a lot. I like it when I can make people want to do the things I want them to do. I also think a lot about nerdy tech things, travel planning (I'm a miles and points nut), and what kind of abrupt career change might be most satisfying -- beer brewer? Restauranteur? Life coach? (ok, not really life coach.)
On a typical Friday night I am
I really love going to bear happy hour at Town. Everybody is so happy to be there. Also, I don't know why, but even when I'm trying to be good food-wise, I get insane carb cravings on Friday nights and tend to wolf down something disgusting like an entire pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time when I was little I pulled the fire alarm in a gigantic embassy suites and the whole hotel had to be evacuated.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to! Also, if you are nice and can make me laugh.