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scandalousmuffin

25 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:54pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have a paragraph of poetry-prose here from my unfinished novel with phrases like, "lodging myself like a bullet in the brain stem of God" and "like hell I'm going to pay rent."

As a literary technique, this is called a hook, and it served its purpose of presenting an initial impression of myself to readers as an individual who is artistically articulate, socially rebellious, and philosophically deep.

I got bored with the gambit and changed it to a single sentence: "If all the world's a stage, you'll find me puking in the mezzanine."

Messages dropped by about 90%.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run my blog at clantilyscad.com which sounds like a porn site, but is really not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
faking it and not really making it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I would like to say "Infinite Jest" because it makes me sound like everyone else who stretched their brain dick to show they've been to college. But, honestly, after using the Internet this long, I can't digest anything longer than a blog post.

That Werner Herzog movie where he turns casual events into an existential crisis.

That HBO show where they screw in old-timey clothes.

Send me the saddest shit with the most haunting vocals you can find. Elliot Smith covering Cat Power or something. If you make me cry, I'll pay for dinner.

Hendrick's, Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Skirt Steak - Medium Rare, Baby Bok Choy simmered in garlic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Frivolous news
Moral nihilism
Ezra Klein
Ambien
Schadenfreude
Social affirmation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
protein folding, the meaning of meaninglessness, and why people getting punched is intrinsically funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
forgetting how to have a normal conversation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
296.33

...I wish this were the plot device in an indie film in which complex psychological issues were mediated and superficially resolved during a denouement with a dance competition, but unfortunately this is my unscripted, personal human experience and I have not yet learned how to tango.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you ruined your life by investing in dogecoins.

you won last year's game of Cicada 3301.

the first time you saw the acronym "LTR" on here you had to think for a second because you knew they probably weren't talking about long terminal repeats.

you have stories from work that are technically prohibited by your confidentiality agreement but you want to tell anyway because they reflect poorly on humanity.