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24 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), LISP (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

On my downtime, I'm sleeping, working on personal projects, and working out.

I recently jumped into game development after taking a year off from it.

I write a bit, nothing worth noting quite yet.

I'm really interested in motion graphics and media creation/consumption.

In other words I'm:

Stat Maxin.

Roman Relaxin.

Byzantine Chillin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I miiight be a hardcore gamer.

Rock Band > Guitar Hero

Solving disputes with a round of Nidhogg.

I like to get to the point.

I used to be really into public speaking, as a kid, so I have a knack for debate and discourse.

I cook, program, play musical instruments, pay my rent and put my pants on one leg at a time. Holler at chur' boy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm an epic teddy bear beyond the fabrics of time and space.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is your cheat sheet about me.

Im a sucker for good science fiction.

Art Preferences: Cubism, Surrealism, Dada, Expressionism, Deconstructivism, Abstract, Hypersurrealism, Minimalism, Hieronymous Bosch (he is his own fucking art genre).

Basically 1890-1960 is my favorite art period. However magazines like Juxtapoz are reviving my interests in graphic arts.

Books: 1984, The Hyperion Cantos, Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Snow Crash, Kite Runner, R is for Rocket, Ender's Game, Ringworld, Harry Potter, 1984, The Island, Brave New World, Daemon.

Movies: Superbad, Super Troopers, Grandma's Boy, Titan A.e., Treasure Planet, Children Of Men, V for Vendetta, Star Wars, Cidade de Deus (City of God), Blade Runner, Pacific Rim, Survive Style 5+

TV: House, Adventure Time, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Daria, Invader Zim, The Boondocks, Fringe,

I'd prefer not to bore you so this is a kinda curated listed of my jams:

Genre breakdown[s]: electronica, rap, trap, juke, footwork, indie rock, math rock, metal, hip hop, beats, jazz, ska, alternative

Cake, Thundercat, Madlib, Daft Punk, Deltron 3030, MF Doom, Zomby, Gaslamp Killer, Flying Lotus, Burial, Odd Future, Jai Paul, EPROM, Benga, machinedrum, Explosions in the Sky, Minus the Bear, Madvillain, Teebs, Kendrick Lamar, Frank Ocean, DJ Rashad, Jonwayne, Samiyam, Battles, Tyondai Braxton, Russian Circles, dj clap, Teklife, Stevie Wonder, Pyramid Vritra, Tripletrain, Rp Boo

Preferred record labels: Teklife, Stones Throw, Warp Records, Magical Properties, Soldiers, Plug Research, Death Row

I do love me some video games, too. Again curated list because there are so many good ones:

Sonic the Hedgehog , Mass Effect series, Half Life series, Team Fortress 2, Final Fantasy series, Zelda: Majora's Mask, Gears of War series, Halo series, Deus Ex, Psychonauts, Earthbound, Chrono Trigger, WipeOut, Space Channel 5, Nidhogg.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.




Food Allergies.

Optimus Prime

Sight Glass Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The hyper idiosyncratic surrealism that was 4chan.

Epic polyrhythms.

Sight Glass Coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends on the week and month.

What the fuck is a typical Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was on mythbusters... Twice.

I used to tag.
You should message me if
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You find this to be weirdly hilarious :

You like whiskey.

If you feel like you could be my archenemy.