I am sassy, soulful, and a cunt.
My Self-Summary
i play nice until someone else doesn't play nice. i'm irish and
dutch which explains a bit about me.
i used to drink a lot but have slowed down considerably but still
will have a few when i'm not busy.
i smoke a lot.
i like to have a man who can keep up and get along with my
friends.
i'm also really independent and don't deal with clingy people or
people that can be really jealous, it's just not my style.
i like to have fun because if you take life too seriously, it will
seriously fuck you up.
i love my family and friends to the ends of the earth and a good
way to piss me off is to try to screw one of them over.
i like zombie movies, comic books, sega genesis, concerts, alcohol,
cigarettes, a good book, a good movie, laughing, star gazing and
trying new things out. boredom is death.
i don't tend to get along with most girls because i don't like
drama and bullshit.
i tend to be more honest than i should, but then again, i don't
really give a fuck about what people think of me, they're going to
judge anyways so fuck em.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a "sales associate" at a clearance party store and will
be going back to school in the fall. other than work, i hang out
with friends when i get a chance to, which sometimes to lead me to
a bar to drink/play pool/to a show but a lot of the time i find
myself having a quiet night in with friends. i love to meet new
people. i'm always down to expand my group of friends and as long
as you're chill and can take a joke then it's all good.
I’m really good at
Writing, reading, philosophy, pool, cards, swimming, snowboarding,
skiing, driving, drinking, walking into things because i am a total
clumsy bastard, pretending to give a shit about what some people
talk to me about at work (the smile and nod is so useful), quoting
movies, being a jackass, and i can usually make someone laugh.
Editors
The first things people usually notice about me
i'd put my money on the redness attached to my head.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
music: oi punk, ska, soul, punk, alternative, psychobilly,
rockabilly, some funk, hardcore, some metal, some hip-hop, some
folk, some blues, very select country and whatever else happens to
tickle my fancy.
some of my favorite bands are: jets to brazil, alkaline trio,
against me, mac lethal, reel big fish, mustard plug, lawrence arms,
streetlight manifesto, bouncing souls, flogging molly, dropkick
murphys, cockney rejects, koffin kats, horrorpops, tiger army,
darkbuster, the weakerthans, casey jones, bad religion, bad brains,
lars frederikson and the bastards, rammstein, showoff, suicide
machines, operation ivy, ghost mice, the living end, mindless self
indulgence, rise against, transplants, reggie and the full effect,
the misfits, rancid, billy bragg, boy sets fire, violent femmes,
the specials, arethra franklin, the pogues, old no doubt,
offspring, less than jake, donkey punch, detroit cobras, andrew
w.k., anti-flag, justin sane, at the drive in, barbara lynn, billie
holiday, blitz, the bruisers, the business, cake, nick drake,
damien rice, desmond dekker, the distillers, elliott, the equals,
ettison clio, saves the day, the faint, hot water music, irma
thomas, james brown, iron and wine, james carr, johnny cash, jimmy
eat world, mighty mighty boss tones, me first and the gimmie
gimmies, the pixies, protest the hero, queen, sublime, rilo kiley,
stiff little fingers, the streets, the stubborn all stars, and
more.
movies: royal tenenbaums, donnie darko, snatch, lockstock and two
smoking barrels, poolhall junkies, boondock saints, fight club, the
big lebowski, the princess bride, teenage mutant ninja turtles (not
the new cartoon bullshit one), the ORIGINAL star wars-yeah the ones
with harrison ford in em, indiana jones triology, lord of the
rings, the united states of leland, superbad, knocked up, x-men,
go, rocky horror picture show, jesus christ: vampire hunter, dawn
of the dead, shaun of the dead, land of the dead, (basically i
fucking love zombie movies), october sky, fargo, hitman, almost
famous, stand by me, oceans 11, 12, 13. bill and ted's excellent
adventure, kung fu hustle, slap shot, say anything, the hebrew
hammer, secondhand lions, underworld, layer cake, crank, breakfast
at tiffany's, closer, i heart huckabees, batman begins, little miss
sunshine, american beauty, willow, a mighty wind, best in show,
this is spinal tap, life aquatic, cry baby, GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS,
the punisher, the football factory, hook, chumscrubber, fern gully,
mean girls, the goonies, pride and prejudice, ong bak, big fish,
blades of glory and many others.
tv: dexter, its always sunny in philly, weeds, curb your
enthusiasm, the tudors, south park, deadliest warrior, aqua teen
hunger force, robot chicken, hung, bored to death, 6 feet under,
and other shit i cant think of.
books/authors: malcolm gladwell, chuck phalaniuck, marion zimmer
bradley, pat conroy "the prince of tides", charles bukowski,
hemingway, fitzgerald, laura ingles wilder, a lot of comic books,
and other shit i can't think of right now.
food: pad thai, taco bell, pasta i love fruits and veggies, i'll
give anything a try as long as it isn't too spicy.
The six things I could never do without
1. family. 2. music. 3. friends. 4. books. 5. intelligence. 6.
cigarettes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
work, family, friends, life, death, zombies, sex, music, politics,
movies, what other people are thinking, what nonverbal behaviors
mean, philosophy and whatever else happens to cross my mind.
what does that license plate say?
how did i get that hole in my pants?
how did i get that bruise?
are you really bi or just pretending?
what does 80s cool mean and why are you calling me 80s cool?
On a typical Friday night I am
getting off of work and not having any idea what my plans are going
to be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i smell like madness.
You should message me if
you want to add some spice to your life.