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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 10:00am
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Obese tuba-loving geek
(to clarify: I am obese, tubas are just big-boned)
Adore a good argument, have no shame in sharing enthusiasm with others, and have a tendency to sing very loudly at almost any moment. Pretty annoying for most people, but my macaw likes it, so I don't bother trying to change.
Just a head's up. It says I am looking for friends, and I am. Not totally averse to a date, but really here just to expand my very small circle (let's be real: iit's one person, my family, and a whole bunch of people for whom I check facebook to see they're doing all right)

I've got a very mild case of Tourette Syndrome, my favorite tic is HULK SMASH! Tables beware.

Love my dog and my bird, and just about every fluffy critter I've ever met.

A big fan of learning, skepticism, solitude, any snuggly animal, sci-fi, and general geekery!

Please do not message me regarding how I'm not obese. I'm not fishing for compIiments, just using the clinical term here, and I pass the requirements with flying colors.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not working, sleeping, or at rehearsal, I am trying to make my house habitable. I freaking love it. Right now I'm sitting in my empty house with my dog at my feet and enjoying the quiet calm, thinking it might be nice if there was a person to share it with but also maybe not, because I can't tell if I'm just experiencing Facebook envy or actual loneliness.

Stage manage for local school productions

Avid podcast listener. Recommend me some!

Play tuba every chance I get.

There is nothing else in my life right now. Nothing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* remembering the melody, but not the lyrics
* quoting movies and TV
* spouting inane trivia
* laughing too loudly
* empathy
* demonstrating "too much" forcefulness of opinion. Do please dissent, lively debates are good. The worst thing you can do is smile and nod when you think I'm wrong... When I find out, I interpret that you don't believe I can improve.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Excellent posture.

Chances are if I meet your eyes, I smile. I think it might be a tic at this point, because it's the same smile no matter what I'm thinking or feeling.

If I don't "get it" and can't Google to find "it" out, I will ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Wheel of Time-- it is flawed and beautiful, and I re-listen to it every year.
Star Trek -- in the middle of watching the whole series in story chronological order. Thanks to Netflix for including the animated series in your offering!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 'nough said.
Battlestar Galactica minus the last two episodes
Camille Saint-Saens Symphony No. 3 -- If you have seen Babe, the finale is the theme music for the film. I heard it live at Boston Symphony Hall, and I could have died happy.
Ol' Man River as sung by Paul Robeson

All ensemble pieces with good tuba parts. ALL

Food is delicious so long as it doesn't contain coconut
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my tuba
a non-human animal that loves me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Why there is so much to learn and I waste so much of the time NOT learning.

How to finish my degree.

How come I can't sing bass, alas.

Ways to possibly make friends, why it is I lost so many
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing something.
Watching Star Trek. Currently on TNG season 6/DS9 season 1.
And also rewatching New Who. I think 9 is still my favorite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very afraid of serving as a page turner for pianists, despite knowing how to read music and turn pages.

I go out of my way to avoid taking left turns.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I dunno... Enjoy a good conversation?

You should not message me with one brief sentence. I will either ignore you or yell at you depending on my mood.