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scarletuba

27 Lebanon, NH Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Obese tuba-loving geek
(to clarify: I am obese, tubas are just big-boned)
Adore a good argument, have no shame in sharing enthusiasm with others, and have a tendency to sing very loudly at almost any moment. Pretty annoying for most people, but my macaw likes it, so I don't bother trying to change.
Just a head's up. It says I am looking for friends, and I am. Not totally averse to a date, but really here just to expand my very small circle (let's be real: iit's one person, my family, and a whole bunch of people for whom I check facebook to see they're doing all right)

I've got a very mild case of Tourette Syndrome, my favorite tic is HULK SMASH! Tables beware.

Love my dog and my bird, and just about every fluffy critter I've ever met.

A big fan of learning, skepticism, solitude, any snuggly animal, sci-fi, and general geekery!

Please do not message me regarding how I'm not obese. I'm not fishing for compIiments, just using the clinical term here, and I pass the requirements with flying colors.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just bought my first home. Huzzah for sweat equity. When I'm not working, sleeping, or at rehearsal, I am trying to make my house habitable. I freaking love it. Right now I'm sitting in my empty house with my dog at my feet and enjoying the quiet calm, thinking it might be nice if there was a person to share it with but also maybe not, because I can't tell if I'm just experiencing Facebook envy or actual loneliness.

Stage manage for local school productions

Avid podcast listener. Recommend me some!

Play tuba every chance I get.

There is nothing else in my life right now. Nothing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* remembering the melody, but not the lyrics
* quoting movies and TV
* spouting inane trivia
* laughing too loud
* empathy
* demonstrating too much forcefulness of opinion. Do please dissent, lively debates are good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and fat. My hair is very long.

Chances are if I meet your eyes, I smile. I think it might be a tic at this point, because it's the same smile no matter what I'm thinking or feeling.

If I don't "get it" and can't use my smartphone to find "it" out, I will ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Wheel of Time-- it is flawed and beautiful, and I re-listen to it every year.
Star Trek -- in the middle of watching the whole series in story chronological order. Thanks to Netflix for including the animated series in your offering!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 'nough said.
Fringe!
Battlestar Galactica minus the last two episodes
Camille Saint-Saens Symphony No. 3 -- If you have seen Babe, the finale is the theme music for the film. I heard it live at Boston Symphony Hall, and I could have died happy.

All ensemble pieces with good tuba parts. ALL
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Solitude
my tuba
Information
a non-human animal that loves me
Google
Hearing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Why there is so much to learn and I waste so much of the time NOT learning.

How to finish my degree.

How come I can't sing bass, alas.

Ways to possibly make friends
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At my new house! Painting, cleaning, unpacking, and practicing 4:33
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very afraid of serving as a page turner for pianists, despite knowing how to read music and turn pages.

I am afraid of left turns.

I am offended by people who are offended by being called a geek
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I dunno... Enjoy a good conversation? I'm saving my money these days.