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sch666222

59 M Buffalo, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 40–59
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thanks for taking the time to read my profile. While this won't make you any smarter, it is non-fattening, reduces heartburn, increases gas mileage, makes your whites whiter , colors brighter and makes your computer run faster.

D&D free White male looking for a woman with like qualities in the WNY area who isn't a serial killer, or, at least, not a CONVICTED serial killer... Okay, at least, not a RECENTLY convicted serial killer.

Support myself, but not looking to be a "sugar daddy".

Consider myself to be a funny kind of guy. While I'm no George Carlin or Robin Williams, I can hold my own,--- jokes!!! (What did you think I was talking about?). (Humor).

Love to cook, but hate eating by myself. (Not humor)..

Working on finishing my cabin in the woods.

Like woodworking, photography, (Mostly wildlife ), and "do it myself projects". Pretty good at most of what I do too!

I am NOT interested in meeting other men. Sorry, just not my kind of thing. (Not that there's anything wrong with that).... (Humor again)....

I'm not looking for a "texting buddy", I'm looking for a discreet relationship with REAL woman .... (Not humor).

If you wish to "meet", then send me an e-mail, smoke signal, carrier pigeon, or message. - I don't trust "winks", "being added to "hotlists", "kisses" etc. . (Not humor!).

And, yes, the picture is me. If I were to use a picture that wasn't of me, I would use something like, ohhhhh , a young Robert Redford, or a young Paul Neuman.

Ladies, please edit your picture to remove the guy with his arm around you. It's kind of creepy to see a woman looking for a man with a picture of a man with his arm around her. We don't know if he's your son, husband, boyfriend, sugar daddy or pimp! - (NOT HUMOR) -

And last, but not least, if you post a picture of yourself in a group, let us know which one you are in the picture!. It helps to know which one you are in the picture! Thanks! (Not humor!)

Thanks for taking the time to read this, and hope to hear from you soon. - Mike

P.S. - I can give lessons on making smoke signals for anyone interested. I used to be a Boy Scout - (A long time ago).....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spent my entire working career in electronic technology field.
Recently retired.
Finally, living the "good life."-
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening.
Logical thinking.
Problem solving.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that my hair has gotten lazy, and no longer is trying to cover the entire top of my head, but, instead, is sprouting from places hair should never sprout from! (Sadly, -
Not humor) ;-(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tom Clancy novels.
Airplane.
1941
Blazing Saddles
Ted,
Almost any comedy or action flick that is believable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food
Water
Sunlight
Friends
A Relationship
Jeopardy & 60 minutes

For those keeping count, that's 7.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Curing cancer, finding a cure for stupidity, wondering which eye to look at when talking to someone who has a lazy eye.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone - Friday nights are no different than the other six days, or nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like long walks on a moonlit beachs, quiet candlelit dinners, and I have some beachfront property in Florida that I'm willing to sell cheap! All I need is a small deposit of $5363.27 to hold the property! (Humor again, unless you DO have $5363.27 you don't want any more!)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're serious about a real relationship.
If you want to be treated with respect, consideration and love .

If you live 300 miles or more away, and leave me a wink or a message, I can only assume that it's a scam.
I will not reply to the message.

If you're "23 years old", and send me a message that you saw my profile, and want to "meet me", I KNOW that it B.S., - probably a 450 pound guy with a dirty tee shirt, living with his mother in her basement who took time out from his busy schedule of playing video games and eating Twinkies to log in here, and will I NOT respond. (NOT HUMOR!!!)

One more thing, I will NOT send money for your plane ticket to "meet me", nor will I send money for your Mothers "operation", your kids "surgery", or, any other reason. NOT HUMOR! ! !