Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wanted to say that my three adjectives were angry, snobbish, and
dangerous but my friends changed it to surly, grumpy, and easily
annoyed. These don't actually attract people to you (generally
I would have liked to put down : intelligent, sexy, and quirky...
but i was over-ruled.
( i also thought hungry, sleepy, and clever... but it started to
sound like a list of magikal dwarves.)
A bunch of my friends are using or have used okcupid to meet
people... and it worked for them. I hope to meet some interesting
and exciting people, too.
I love good music, good movies, good books, and good food ( with
I am funny, entertaining, and mostly harmless
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
improving me. ( Trying to make me an irresistible catch for at
least [one] someone special.) Learning all the time. I'm going to
school and studying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ordering food in a restaurant.
Doodling and writing and drawing.
Wasting away entire days and/or weekends.
Cleaning under the couch.
Going to the movies.
Spending time hanging out.
spending time eating and hanging out and ( with friends) mocking
other people ( quietly ) for their poor fashion choices... while we
eat icecream ( or indulge in some other snack.)
Pissing people off. ( Really good at that... one.)
and comforting people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are that I'm
short. ( i think i'm medium height.)
funny. (Looks aren't everything... thoe.)
luscious. ( and by luscious i mean cute.)
( and by cute we mean like a worn in teddie bear or other well worn
possibly good looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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favorite books: Ringworld... by Larry Niven.
The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut.
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee.
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger.
pretty much all of Shakespeare's works.
Memnoch the Devil by Anne Rice.
and almost all of Stephen King's stuff.
favorite graphic novels: The Darkknight Returns.
V for Vendetta.
Back To The Future.
Charlie Wilson's War.
Star Trek 11... ( that's star trek 2.)
Star wars... ( 1,2,3,4,5, and 6) yeah. i'm a dork.
any Kevin Smith movie.
The Godfather trilogy.
Youv'e Got Mail.
I'm a sucker for: Tom Hanks in a movie.
and if it's got Janeane Garofalo in it... i"m seeing it.
( Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson have a similar
Too numerous to list all of what i like and enjoy.
The eagles... old stuff.
and so on and so on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
soop ( soup. )
and a place to sleep and dream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
and all the things that are beautiful and make me feel
and beauty ( in general).
spaceships. ( Both real and imagined.)(The usual and
( How beautiful it is and how it brings us all closer as
superpowers. ( How it would be if we all had them and how some of
us seem to already have some.)
Dreams. ( mine, yours.) ( The good and the bad.)
making the world a better place.
and women. ( and sex with the right woman can be...)
I am also thinking about:
The Future ( both what could happen and what probably will
The past ( what i have done wrong and what i did right).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually with my daughter... and we are cooking and / or eating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is ... not for a piece of electronic paper. To know what is inside
me... you gotta find out the hard way.
that in some point in time everyone thinks that i'm an asshole!
You should message me if
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you want to.
you should if you don't want to.
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