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schadenfreud

26 M Tampa, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I were to summarize myself in five words, they would be: sarcastic, dedicated, curious, adventurous, and centered.
I've lived in Florida my entire life.
I am constantly in pursuit of knowledge and new experiences.
I turned an interest of mine into a successful career.
My spontaneity sometimes makes me lose sight of the big picture.
I like card games, darts, batting cages, and barcades.
I have a strange sense of humor.
I am always looking for ways to better myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a pastry chef for a high volume hotel. It's crazy, stressful, and at times downright terrible. I love every minute of it. I have cooked for dozens of weddings, meetings, anniversaries, and reunions, to name a few. Being paid to do what makes me happy is phenomenal.
And not to gloat, but being mentioned by name in a restaurant review in the Tampa Bay Times was pretty amazing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making things, I like DIY projects.
-Cooking and baking
-Playing darts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From what I've noticed, people tend to comment on my facial hair. It has varied from clean shaven to full beard and everything in between.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Reading is a favorite pastime of mine, but it has taken a backseat recently. Some authors I have enjoyed reading include Chuck Palahniuk, Augusten Burroughs, and Douglas Adams. It isn't too hard for me to find something I'd enjoy at the library.

I like far too many movies to list here individually, so here are the highlights: Crank, Indiana Jones, anything by Mel Brooks, Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, and Kung Fu Hustle

As for tv shows, I follow Dexter, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Archer, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and plenty more.

I'm almost always listening to some music which changes depending on the mood I'm in. Lots of ska, punk, rock, nerdcore, dubstep, and even some select rap.
I like to use Pandora to discover new bands

Food: I'm not a picky eater, but there are two things I hate with a passion: grapefruit and quiche. I challenge anyone to change my mind about that. Otherwise, I can appreciate the qualities of almost any cuisine. I am offered the opportunity to try many exotic things at work, which is delightful(fresh lychee) and sometimes not so much (headcheese)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A well equipped kitchen
-My toolbox
-My friends and family
-Coffee, the darker the better (and by extension tea and beer)
-Internet
-My vices (you'll have to find out for yourself what they are)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New recipes to try, different presentations for food, the future, how I'm going to improve myself, if I'm going to stay at my current job for a while or move, music, what the people around me are thinking (mostly out of curiosity), if there is such a thing as a good or bad person, science, technology
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are a few distinct possibilities:
-At my favorite little dive with my best friends playing darts
-Relaxing at home with a book/movie/video game
-Plotting world domination
-Designing my future business
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to talk about cooking or baking
-It would tickle your fancy
-You like to be awesome