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schadenfreudia

21 / F / straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
—
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

This is awkward. Normally I'm all for open-ended questions, but I'm not that big of a fan of talking about myself. I also find it really difficult to take this site at all seriously, so bear with me. I'm still working through the stigmas associated with dating sites, but being a recent transplant to Chicago (not to mention my tendency to go into a cute-boy-induced fugue state that involves a lot of stammering and misplaced consonants and isn't always conducive to effective romancing) makes meeting people organically and with wild, intoxicating spontaneity desirable but unrealistic. Instant gratification's more my bag anyway.

What I’m doing with my life

Getting a degree in visual communications, serving up lattes with a side of sass, ill-advised jaunts on interweb dating sites.

I’m really good at

Combining phonetically similar words into even more descriptive words! Recent example: "Bananas are falling on me! It's a bananavalanche!"

Also making music mixes for interesting-looking strangers I will probably never actually meet.

The first things people usually notice about me

Cumbersome tallness, oft-peculiar fashion sensibilities, bicolored hair.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- The Bell Jar, Naked Lunch, A Rebours, Demian, Crash. A lot of early Kerouac as of late.

Movies- Heathers, Chinatown, The Hunger, Satyricon, The Royal Tenenbaums, Gilda, Y tu mama tambien. Various others.

Music- Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Slint, Gang of Four, Animal Collective, Brian Eno, Pavement, Beat Happening, The Stone Roses, Can, Spiritualized, The Magnetic Fields, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Mission of Burma, Wire, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy/Will Oldham, Brainiac, The Chameleons, Elvis Costello... lots and lots more.

The six things I could never do without

My cat, my pen, my voice, my independence... four anyway.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Where I'm going, where I've been, what I've learned along the way. Also, plesiosaurs.

On a typical Friday night I am

Probably scant hours away from going to work, and feeling somewhat depressed by it.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm not a fan of defining sexuality. I don't really adhere to the term "straight," but since "bisexual" seems to suggest lack of preference, it's closest to the truth. This website might be the first time I've ever described myself in these terms.

You should message me if

You're aggressively literate. Or blisteringly honest. Or just into mesozoic marine reptiles, I don't know.

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