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29 M East Lansing, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:06pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Taking a look at my profile, huh? Must be you liked what you saw, picture-wise. I mean, you DID click that "Photos" tab before you even glanced down here, right? No no it's ok, I do it too. There's no shame in it. Pictures are much more fun. Like they say "a picture is worth a thousand words", and since you probably scanned my photos in around 5 seconds, that's reading at around 60,000 words per minute. Not too shabby! Oh my, where are my manners? Welcome to my little corner of this site. Feel free stick around a while and click on whatever you'd like. What's mine is yours.
What I’m doing with my life
Ostensibly doing the 9-5 "thang" but I am, secretly, working on my lifelong dream. To become a Trumpesque real estate mogul who spends all day traveling the world blurting out inane catchphrases in as many languages as possible.
I’m really good at
Making lists.
Air quotes (especially if I know it bothers someone)
Dissecting a book.
Excessively using emoticons.
Yawning (Are you now fighting off a yawn? Tell the truth...)
One liners.
Uniquely spelling words (read: misspelling them).
Laughing with my mouth closed.
Obsessively cracking parts of my body.
Overusing, splicing, and generally abusing, the, comma,(,)
Knocking out a wicked sweet acrostic ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. I once had someone describe them as "smokey". I guess that means it looks like I've had smoke blown in my face. Or I look like pothead. Or I look like Smokey the Bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV Shows:
The Power of Art and Arrested Development are the two that I find myself recommending the most.

Fiction - Life of Pi, Catch 22, Gravity's Rainbow, The Road
Non - The Hidden Reality, The Singularity is Near, (Super)freakonomics, Collapse, GEB

Koyaanisqatsi- Visual, aural, and philosophical feast
Tekkonkinkreet- Daoist symbolism, culture blending

I do this thing where I find a song I like and listen to it over and over and over and over until it physically makes me vomit. I'm currently stuck on Wilco's "One Sunday Morning", not sick yet...

Milk. Or breakfast. Or, even better, both.

The bumblebee. They mathematically shouldn't bee able generate enough lift to fly and yet there they go, making the rest of us flightless animals look bad. Pretentious assholes.
The six things I could never do without
Anything outdoors, my family, my friends, dating profile clichés, the ability to be physically active, going to bed at 8:00pm on weekdays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Frickin' woodchucks, how did they get their name? Where the fuck did all of this dog hair come from? "Work stuff". Was 90's TV really as good as I remember, or was it just because I hit my head a lot as a child?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, Traveling, Staying up late just cuz, Using couch cushions as a blanket.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Really, I just use this website to creep on peoples' profiles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a "so-bad-it's-good" pickup line to share. I need to stock up.

I'll show mine if you show me yours ;)