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30 East Lansing, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:25am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Taking a look at my profile, huh? Must be you liked what you saw, picture-wise. I mean, you DID click that "Photos" tab before you even glanced down here, right? No no it's ok, I do it too. There's no shame in it. Pictures are WAY more fun. Like they say "a picture is worth a thousand words", and since you probably scanned my photos in around 5 seconds, that's reading at around 60,000 words per minute. Not too shabby! Oh my, where are my manners? Welcome to my little corner of this site. Feel free stick around a while and click on whatever you'd like. What's mine is yours. Just make sure to pick up the place when you're finished. Thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ostensibly doing the 9-5 "thang" but I am, secretly, working on my lifelong dream. To become a Trumpesque real estate mogul who spends all day traveling the world blurting out inane catchphrases in as many languages as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making lists.
Air quotes (especially if I know it bothers someone)
Dissecting a book.
Excessively using emoticons.
Yawning (Are you now fighting off a yawn? Tell the truth...)
One liners.
Uniquely spelling words (read: misspelling them).
Laughing with my mouth closed.
Obsessively cracking parts of my body.
Overusing, splicing, and generally abusing, the, comma,(,)
Knocking out a wicked sweet acrostic ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. I once had someone describe them as "smokey". I guess that means it looks like I've had smoke blown in my face. Or I look like pothead. Or I look like Smokey the Bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV Shows:
The Power of Art and Arrested Development are the two that I find myself recommending the most.

Fiction - The Road, Life of Pi, Catch 22, Mason & Dixon, Midnight's Children
Non - The Hidden Reality, The Singularity is Near, Freakonomics (Original and Extra Crispy), Collapse, GEB

Koyaanisqatsi- Visual, aural, and philosophical feast
Tekkonkinkreet- Daoist symbolism, culture blending

I do this thing where I find a song I like and listen to it over and over and over and over until it physically makes me vomit. I'm currently stuck on Wilco's "One Sunday Morning", not sick yet...

Milk. Or breakfast. Or, even better, both.

The bumblebee. They mathematically shouldn't bee able generate enough lift to fly and yet there they go, making the rest of us flightless animals look bad. Ostentatious assholes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anything outdoors, my family, my friends, dating profile clichés, the ability to be physically active, going to bed at 8:00pm on weekdays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Frickin' woodchucks, how did they get their name? Where did all of this dog hair come from? "Work stuff". Was 90's TV really as good as I remember, or was it just because I hit my head a lot as a child?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, Traveling, Staying up late just cuz, Using couch cushions as a blanket.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really, I just use this website to creep on peoples' profiles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a "so-bad-it's-good" pickup line to share. I need to stock up.

I'll show mine if you show me yours ;)