Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Healthy, conscious, and mindful individual I am. I'm living a
healthy lifestyle and learning so much. I take care of myself; I
like when my partners do as well.
I'm staying anonymous, because I wrote some great stories here
about friends that like me and my personality. But I keep their
names private on OKCupid, because these are their fantasies I'm
Let me know if you have stories...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Who wants to talk about their job? I think we're here on OKCupid to
get away from our regular life.
I'll tell you a sad story... This reminds me of the time I taught
at a private university and I got paid a lot of money to teach
students how to be self-aware. My favorite answers for most of the
university students were something like "My gaol in life is to have
money, suces, an power." I quit that job, because most of them
wanted to cheat their lives; I wanted to teach them about life. :(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kissing. Girls have said this to me. I have to admit, good kissing
is quite addictive. It's like a conversation that you don't want to
end. Kissing leads to the next paragraph.
I'm good at letting girls let out their secret desires on me &
being quiet about it. No names. One time I was being undressed by a
fun witty girl (from university) in the back of a cafe. The spot
was a bit hidden from all the other customers. We were sitting on a
long couch, hidden. As we were kissing, she started to unbutton my
shirt & put her hand inside. I had to stop her when she
unbuttoned my pants... it was too public for me, haha!
Another time of secret desire, I was at a club with friends. A cute
female friend of mine started to dance with me a little
differently. I didn't even know why, because she told me before she
didn't like me, so I stopped chasing her. She kept dancing and
flirting with me on the dance floor. I had to kiss her. We kissed,
in the corner against a dark wall. She grabbed my hand and walked
me to the bathroom. The men's bathroom! She locked the door, put
the condom on, and the rest was... amazing for both of us.
Do you have any secret desires? I can probably make it happen and
none of your friends have to know...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm am really different, not average, relaxed towards you, pissed
off at Turkish men on the street! "Buyrun, come, yes please, gel
gel gel gel, my friend." Guys, quit it... it's enough.
No body hair, so I smell quite nice. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to be sarcastic here (& hopefully a little funny,
hehe). Do you like the movie Pulp Fiction? You do? I do too. I'm
glad we met on OKCupid, because we can get married now. We'll tell
our kids we met on OKCupid. But wait, you like Justin Bieber. Oh,
that's a deal breaker!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question doesn't help anyone on OKCupid. I can see it now. "I
met my husband/wife on OKCupid, because he put me as one of those
six things..." Neeeeeext question! :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sharing my lifetime of great dating experiences with you women. I'm
staying anonymous, because I want to keep it a secret.
One of my favorite moments in life... I used to have an apartment
that had a beautiful roof-top terrace that looked out to the
Bosphorus. Everyone who lived in the building was allowed up there.
I dated a short, curly-haired, intelligent Turkish girl before (I
miss her a little too). We went up to the roof and we watched the
sunset. She asked me, "Can we do it tonight on the roof? I've never
done it before." I said "oh yeah" and we did it under the blankets.
It was so scary and exciting at the same time...
Haha, I was in New York at night and this girl I had a great
conversation with... we were kissing on the street. She brings me
to a dark building entrance, kissing some more and touching. Ten
minutes later, the fire truck comes and stops in front of the
building. We're still kissing. They walk up to us and say, "Excuse
me, someone called in a fire here?" Hahaha. I guess we were
creating too much heat in the corner...
Want to share a story?...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ooooof!! Why do I have to write this damn essay like I’m applying
for college? Why don’t we just admit that’s what this web site is
for? You’re not gonna meet your husband on here. You’re gonna meet
your husband at work where you’re forced to be around him without
an agenda. You two will slowly grow on one another. That’s how
relationships happen. Me, you’re gonna have a fun conversation with
me, let me buy you a couple cheap wines, and wake up groggy in the
morning with my hands holding your pretty face. We will make a
half-hearted plan to meet up at some art show; whichever one of us
is better looking will flake, and we will never speak again. Why do
this fucking kabuki dance? When you meet your true love in ordinary
life I will congratulate you.
For now, let's remove the polite talk and think what's in both of
our heads. This web site is for fucking the guy/girl that meets
your standards. But you can’t fuck unless you say you’re not
interested in fucking. If I'm looking for “just friends” up there,
do you believe that for one second? You have to pretend to like the
same music, or the worst of us have to talk about passion career
ambition blah blah blah. If we don't like the same music, it
doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have a warm body to hold on to for a
couple drunken nights. I’ll even cook you some good Turkish food.
We’ll see each other at a party in a few months and make small talk
and your eyes will be nervous and I’ll see it’s because your
boyfriend is elsewhere in the room. Good for you. I won’t make a
big deal about it.
We’ll meet and we’ll have a good talk and we’ll smoke a couple
cigarettes and then we’ll walk around the park and play with the
cats for a minute. Then we'll take a dolmuş to your place, because
you work early in the morning after we've had sex.
Who are you looking for?
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