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schlocktober

36 Glendale, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–55
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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(House/Dog-sitting in Noe Valley for a few days)

Sweet Jesus, do I suck at this!
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching math, making music.
I work at a private high school. The kids are good, I have everything I need to do my job, I get vacations you can measure in months.
I've been making music forever. I play guitar, and almost anything else with strings and frets. I'm obsessed with Ableton Live. This is the year I buy an analog synth. (Update: This is the year I bought an analog synth.)
I have a nice little living room and decent TV. Sometimes it almost feels stupid how happy it can make me to hunker down and watch stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh. Seriously, I will be sitting around by myself, doing something dull like grading test, and I will think of something new that will cause me to laugh out loud. I don't know how much of it would translate for other people, but as far as I can tell, I'm fucking hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Dynamic eyebrows?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite writers are George Saunders, William Gibson, Kurt Vonnegut. Nerdy, but not basement-dwelling nerdy.
I like food in general, but Korean and Italian are probably my favorites. I mostly live off of stuff from trader joe's.
My favorite shows that are airing now are Bob's Burgers and Justified.
I need to go see some damn movies. I spend a lot more time working on music than listening to it, not that that's a good thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Making music.
2. My laptop. My whole professional and creative existence is in here.
3. Voltage-Controlled Oscillators
4. My job. It's the number one reason I'm stable and feel assured of my value.
5. Privacy.
6. Oil.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to explain math to high school kids. Instruments and music technology. Hockey. Everything in the world that occurs to me to think about really hard for a few minutes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home, unwinding, tending to a full DVR. Um, unwinding some more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask and I'll tell you. Can't leave that sort of stuff lying around.
You should message me if
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you are otherwise just going to wait for me to make the first move.