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schlum

25 F Metairie, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:01am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I talk to myself. I sing out loud in the car (if it's a show tune, I get rather animated)...I listen to show tunes. I think far too many thing are funny. I'm not very good with math and science, but I find them fascinating (I'm a nerd, abd I'm ok with that). I love terrible Syfy movies. I spend 23 hours of my day dreading the 1 hour I spend exercising. I have a large and loud family and it shows. I will correct your grammar if it gets to be too ridiculous. I am a fervent advocate of the Oxford comma. I have a love of sports that borders on obscene (I will see all four grand slams...eventually). I hate this part of every website. If I missed anything, feel free to ask. Cheers!
What I’m doing with my life
After college, I moved back home because there is no city greater than my city. My fascination with sharks and all things oceanic have pushed me to get my dive certification (still working on it). I currently work for a health insurance company. No, I don't want to hear about you hate/advocacy of the Affordable Care Act.
I’m really good at
Speaking (I was once told I could argue my way out of a paper bag. I'm not sure what it meant, but I was assured it was a compliment.)
Recalling random facts
Making people laugh when they know they shouldn't be
Incorporating song lyrics into conversation
The first things people usually notice about me
Sadly, the first thing people notice is my lack of height. Then they usually pick up on the facial expression I failed to hide.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (!): goodness, so many. Brave New World, Frankenstein, Moll Flanders, anything by Jane Austin. I'm a huge fan of the classics. I'm currently reading the Flavia Dee Luce mysteries. When I started, there were three. I'm on the second one, and now there's eight. I'm very far behind.
Movies: I am not the biggest movie buff, but I do love Breakfast at Tiffany's and movies that are genuinely funny or have lots of explosions (with the exception of anything done by Michael Bay. Someone tell him to stop).

Shows: I'm sure this references TV, but I'm going to go with "I love musical theater, and A Chorus Line is the greatest."
Food: I'm from New Orleans. I love all food.
The six things I could never do without
Many hurricanes have forced me to give the top the spots to:
Electricity
A/C
Water
Mouthwash
Most of my family (definitely my dog)
Tequila
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Reasons I shouldn't have to go to the gym today
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have a typical Friday night.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating