Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I talk to myself. I sing out loud in the car (if it's a show tune,
I get rather animated)...I listen to show tunes. I think far too
many thing are funny. I'm not very good with math and science, but
I find them fascinating (I'm a nerd, and I'm ok with that). I love
terrible Syfy movies. I spend 23 hours of my day dreading the 1
hour I spend exercising. I have a large and loud family, and it
shows. I will correct your grammar if it gets to be too ridiculous.
I am a fervent advocate of the Oxford comma. I have a love of
sports that borders on obscene (I will see all four grand
slams...eventually). I hate this part of every website. If I missed
anything, feel free to ask. Cheers!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After college, I moved back home because there is no city greater
than my city. My fascination with sharks and all things oceanic
have pushed me to get my dive certification. I currently work for a
health insurance company. No, I don't want to hear about you
hate/advocacy of the Affordable Care Act.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking (I was once told I could argue my way out of a paper bag.
I'm not sure what it meant, but I was assured it was a
Recalling random facts
Making people laugh when they know they shouldn't be
Incorporating song lyrics into conversation
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sadly, the first thing people notice is my lack of height. Then
they usually pick up on the facial expression I failed to hide.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (!): goodness, so many. Brave New World, Frankenstein, Moll
Flanders, anything by Jane Austin. I'm a huge fan of the classics.
I'm currently reading the Flavia Dee Luce mysteries. When I
started, there were three. I'm on the fourth one, and now there's
eight. I'm very far behind. I recently finished Is Everyone Hanging
Out Without Me and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (finally).
Movies: I am not the biggest movie buff, but I do love Breakfast at
Tiffany's and movies that are genuinely funny or have lots of
explosions (with the exception of anything done by Michael Bay.
Someone tell him to stop).
Shows: I'm sure this references TV, but I'm going to go with "I
love musical theater, and A Chorus Line is the greatest."
Food: I'm from New Orleans. I love all food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Many hurricanes have forced me to give the top the spots to:
Most of my family (definitely my dog)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Reasons I shouldn't have to go to the gym today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Really, you should if you want to, but please do not message me
You are looking for a third party.
The only thing you have to say to me is something that you wouldn't
actually say to me in person (eg:"let's cuddle." Is the internet.
You can't cuddle...if you'll notice, this example is very PG.
Please also take that hint).
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