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schmenjamin

26 Pittsburgh, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Generally, I just look around and check stuff out. My day job is alright but I like my side-hustles better. And I've been told I "enunciate to the max."
What I’m doing with my life
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I make healthcare consulting look cool. For now.

I also do improv and run a humor website. And also I do a podcast with a friend. We have three listeners in New Zealand.

OKCUPID LIVE UPDATE: Now are down to two listeners in New Zealand.
I’m really good at
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Looking at things objectively.

Speaking in unnecessarily long, but grammatically correct sentences.

The dungeon levels in Super Mario games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Jewface.

My teeth are really straight since I had to wear an awkward-ass retainer for 3 years. The metal went BETWEEN the teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catcher in the Rye, Infinite Jest, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Bob Dylan, egg-based dishes, Breaking Bad, Dexter, among others.
The six things I could never do without
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1. Olive green
2. My bike
3. Old music
4. The funnies
5. Good conversation
6. Oxygen
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am more time-oriented than I would like.
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you want someone to text you pictures of cats at 3am.

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