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schmib

30 Indianapolis, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi! My name is Aaron and I live in Indianapolis. I work at a magazine as a writer and researcher and I like reading, nature, dorky random facts, hanging out and having fun.
I'm fairly liberal, not incredibly religious (I was raised Jewish, but am not practicing; I guess I'm not opposed to religion, just when people try to force their beliefs on others), I like sports (but not to the point of insanity), enjoy boardgames and love getting friends together for game nights, like to play guitar, love music, make lots of bad puns, am a coffee and hot food freak, and would rather be camping.

On a non-dating related note, I just joined a coed indoor soccer team that's desperately in need of more girl players, so hit me up of you're interested in joining a soccer team.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just doin' my thang.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, trivia, cooking, soccer, pool, wii bowling, hackeysack, juggling on unicycles, thumbwars, pretending to be the cookie monster, frolicking through the forest, creating diabolical plans for world domination, the hokeypokey, magnets
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suppose that probably depends on the person. I don't really speculate too much on such things. Lord knows what other people are thinking. I certainly make an effort to have at least a decent-looking appearance and bathe, so probably not something negative.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Slaughterhouse 5, Catcher in the rye, 1984, lots of others
Movies: Snatch, Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison, City of God, Anchorman, Idiocracy
Shows: The Universe/Through the wormhole, the Simpsons, the office, True Blood, Earth/Life and other nature stuff, dorky documentaries, Bob Ross, anything on NPR (except car talk, 'cause I just don't care about cars), Dresden Files, Firefly, True Blood, Parks and Rec,
Music: All sorts. I've been on an old school blues and jazz kick recently. Favorites include Iron and Wine, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Billie Holliday, Manu Chao, Pink Floyd, Norah Jones, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, 13 + God, Amy Weinhouse, The Beastie Boys (their instrumental stuff, not so much their 80s rap), People Under the Stairs, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Citizen Cope, Dr. Dre, the Dining Rooms, Outkast, Parliament, Pharcyde, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Fugees, yeah pretty much all sorts
Food: All sorts here as well. Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Ethiopian, American, Cuban, Thai, Barbecue; I pretty much just like food, unless of course it tastes bad. The hotter the better. If I had to pick a favorite, probably Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
humor, coffee, oxygen, warm clothing in the winter, music, rational thought. I guess I like to think I could do without most material things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of things. I like thinking! Thinking is good!
This is a tough question to answer. If you really think about it, we spend a lot of time thinking perhaps not the most interesting thoughts (e.g. it's really cold outside; I really liked that pizza and it tasted good; when this light turns green, I will move forward).
I try to keep a happy medium between deep philosophical meaning of life thought and 2nd grade humor (I don't care how old you are, farting is always funny). I do consider myself intellectual and reserve the right to think smart thoughts, but I recognize it's important not to take myself too seriously.
To quote the movie Dodgeball: I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought I'd think that I thought I was once!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Usually with friends. Or trying to take over the world. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I do play in an indoor soccer league every Sunday, and it is a safe bet that I will be sleeping in on one or both days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a Soviet spy.
You should message me if
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You want to. I'm friendly and will generally reply.