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schmuckmann

28 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
At this point, I'm really just looking for friends and/or new people to talk to.

I am a cynic with a habit of using heavy sarcasm. I enjoy twisted humor and probably laugh at things I really should not. I also sometimes have to ask 'too soon' when cracking wise. Proper punctuation and grammar is appreciated. There is nothing wrong with a few mistakes, but it is not that difficult to compose a complete thought. On that note, I think YOLO is one of the most asinine phrases that I have heard in the past decade.

I like playing video games and have a steam account if someone's up for playing together. I have skype as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I get paid to troubleshoot and play with computers, or goof off checking stuff out on the Internet, depends on who's asking and where my boss is..... and loving it. Outside of work, I cook a most of what eat. I workout at a gym close to where I work but may miss here or there off life gets in the way but I have been doing well with keeping a regular schedule. I have a small garden in my backyard I tend to when need be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You have a computer that has something wrong with it? I can fix it. I have taken apart laptops down to the frame, reassembled them and they work. They're also cleaner at that point as well.
I am a great cook. I've made soups, tacos, pizzas, calzones, stromboli, ravioli, omelettes, pepperoni rolls and cakes. I make my own bread dough from scratch and bake it into bread or sometimes make pita shells. I've even made pasta a few times.
I have a knack for researching things that catch my interest. I make the best chili you ever tasted.
Gaming, bit obvious though.
I am a good listener. Giving advice is another thing.....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It might be that I am kind of short and do not look as old as I am or the fondness of newsboy style hats when outside.

Honestly? No idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you like Twilight, you can stop reading now.

I do enjoy a wide variety of media, and this list is missing many entries.

Books: Oliver Twist, The Great Gatsby, Don Quixote, Transmetropolitan graphic novel series, Watchmen, Zombie Survival Guide, a few dozen webcomics

Movies: Jams Bond series, Office Space, Fight Club, 300, Watchmen, Labyrinth

TV: House, Simpsons, The Walking Dead, The Mighty Boosh, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, I would like to someday see Dexter and Mad Men. My roommate lets me use his Netflix account so I don't watch what I consider to be conventional tv anymore.

Video Games: Everything from old 2-d platformers to MMOs to action/adventure and all in between though military shooters tend to bore me.

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Doors, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne (solo career), MC Chris, Protomen, Mumford and Sons, Powerglove, Flogging Molly, Modest Mouse, I am fond of electronica and indie genres. I like a lot of different types but do not know names to many of bands or songs.

Food: I'll try anything at least once but Chinese does not really agree with me. I try to avoid fast food and would rather go hungry than eat anything from McDonald's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
After basic survival needs....
Sarcasm
Computers or one I can fix into a working machine (and Internet by association. My mind's eye, these are packaged deal)
Caffeine (and preferably a French press, these two things always go together for me anymore)
Curiosity and thinking
Alcohol
A spare bag of flour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I always have something on mind. It makes sleeping difficult. I seem to have a difficult time getting myself to (more or less) wind down when I feel like I should sleep.
Will I ever be happy under ordinary circumstances.
I keep getting people from a state or three away in my activity feed. I don't know why. It confuses me a little.
Will people eventually stop degrading in intellect or is this downward spiral a one way trip to de-evolution.
Lately, it's been more recipes to try.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I make it up as I go along. If it can involve Cards Against Humanity at some point, then it is a good evening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't sleep well anymore.
I actually like washing dishes.
I am not good with moderation.
I don't really have a taste for beer but do I love good spirits.
I am completely un-phased by profanity and weak insults anymore.
Sports are not relevant to my interests, with the minor exception of hockey, which I just like to watch. I don't know player names, statistics, and won't get mad over missing a game.
I ate a garlic bulb once.
I'm not proud of it, and I have few chances to, but I like watching competitive eating.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you haven't read anything that put you off yet.
You enjoy home cooking. Considering this, if you know any old cooking tips or old home remedies, I would like to learn them. How about if you can show me something interesting, I would like to see.

It's not like I can stop you from messaging me, really.