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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Looking to see what is out there once again. I trust the horse head pic lets people know how serious I prefer to be.

I like sarcasm. I enjoy twisted humor and probably laugh at things I really should not. Proper punctuation and grammar is appreciated. There is nothing wrong with a few mistakes, but it is not that difficult to compose a complete thought. On that note, I think YOLO is one of the most asinine phrases that I have heard in the past decade.

I like playing video games and have a steam account if someone's up for playing together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with computers but have lately been considering a change of work scenery. I cook frequently and enjoy making as much from scratch as I possibly can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You have a computer that has something wrong with it? I can fix it. I have taken apart laptops down to the frame, reassembled them and they work. They're also cleaner at that point as well.
I am a great cook. I've made soups, tacos, pizzas, calzones, stromboli, ravioli, omelettes, pepperoni rolls and cakes, eclairs, cheesecakes, brownies and all from scratch. I make my own bread dough on Sundays. I've even made pasta a few times. I haven't made many strictly vegetarian dishes but I would welcome the chance to in order to expand my expertise.
A friend said I can always make them laugh so why not add that?
Gaming, bit obvious though.
I am a good listener. Giving advice is another thing.....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It might be that I am kind of short and do not look as old as I am or the fondness of newsboy style hats when outside.

My glasses? I dunno
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you like Twilight, you can stop reading now.

I do enjoy a wide variety of media, and this list is missing many entries.

Books: Oliver Twist, The Great Gatsby, Don Quixote, Transmetropolitan graphic novel series, Watchmen, Zombie Survival Guide, a few dozen webcomics

Movies: Kung Fury, Jams Bond series, Office Space, Fight Club, 300, Watchmen, Labyrinth

TV: House, Simpsons, The Walking Dead, The Mighty Boosh, Dr. Who, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Dexter. My roommate lets me use his Netflix account so I don't watch what I consider to be conventional tv anymore.

Video Games: Everything from old 2-d platformers to MMOs to action/adventure and all in between though military shooters tend to bore me. MOBA genre games bore me.

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Doors, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne (solo career), MC Chris, Protomen, Mumford and Sons, Powerglove, Ninja Sex Party, Starbomb, Flogging Molly, Modest Mouse, I am fond of electronica and indie genres. I like a lot of different types but do not know names to many of bands or songs.

Food: I'll try anything at least once but Chinese made me sick last time I ate it so a slight aversion still exists. I try to avoid fast food and would rather eat nothing than anything from McDonald's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
After basic survival needs....
Computers or one I can fix (and Internet by association. My mind's eye, these are packaged deal)
Curiosity (keep me thinking)
Enjoyable Scotch
A spare bag of flour

Six things is moronic. I could do with a decent night sleep at times too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pizza. June 2014, I revised my pizza dough and sauce recipes multiple times making improvements or modifications where needed. The end result has made many who tried it tell me it's the best (homemade) pizza they've ever eaten. I still try to think of ways I can continue to improve or tweak my recipes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home too wiped out from the week, at the gym after work, enjoying a drink at a bar or home playing games, or making it up as I go. I like when it can include Cards Against Humanity
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't sleep well most of the time.
I actually like washing dishes.
I don't really have a taste for beer but do I love good spirits.
Professional wrestling and watching competitive eating are guilty pleasures of mine.
I am not a big sports fan but will watch football and hockey.
I ate a garlic bulb once.
I like AMA's. (that's ask me anything just in case)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to and haven't read anything that put you off yet.
Liking Cards Against Humanity would be a plus.
You enjoy home cooking. Considering this, if you know any old cooking tips or old home remedies, I would like to learn them. How about if you can show me something interesting, I would like to see.