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schneiderareed

27 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Part Dude, part Stark (Tony and Ned), part Anakin, all Yoda and Ron Swanson
What I’m doing with my life
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Consulting on internet and business related things/having fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the internet, ranting, technology, writing, dissecting societal political commentary
The first things people usually notice about me
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If I were a betting man I'd say my beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors & Books: anything Vonnegut, Bradbury, Orwell, Murakami, or Hemingway will do. As for actual books - The Old Man and the Sea, Cat's Cradle, Of Mice and Men, 1984, The Martian Chronicles, tbc.

My favorite book of all time is Eric Carl's Draw me a Star

Music: it's essential. taste ranges from Tom Waits to Noisia to B.o.B to John Frusciante to Gambino, Pink, 16 Horsepower and Woods of Ypres. I'm all over the place.

TV (read: Netflix): Game of Thrones, Better Off Ted, Breaking Bad, cooking reality shows, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Venture Bros., Archer, Tuturama, Mad Men, American dad, the Boondocks, Discovery Channel network

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, Star Wars, The Dark Knight, The Gladiator, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings, Dogma, Borat, etc. etc.

Food: I eat "strictly everything" and I mean it. I like steaks rare.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bacon
Freedom
Music
Internet
Pen & paper (these are one thing)
TBA
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Many, many things. Including but not limited to - the future, technology, where we came from and what Elon Musk will come up with next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Following the night - whether that be to the couch for dinner and a night in or out and about at this bar or that place or just adventuring in general.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Game recognize game and you looking kind of unfamiliar. (this is a reference)
You should message me if
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If you want to.