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31 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 13
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I ate a cookie once and it brought me back to my childhood...
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting my MFA in painting in addition to a variety of related and ever escalating ventures. I also design and build fancy furniture for the $$s (and the love of it, to be honest) at a metal shop in the Navy Yard and play the drums for fun (not the $s – I'm not some guy with a failing band, don't worry... but sure, let's jam).

I go to shows, openings, museums, pound the pavement, often end up at concerts since a lot of my friends ARE pursuing their failing music careers... ok I suppose one or two of them are "making it."

I spend a lot of time thinking, reading and writing about art... when not actually making it. I'm busy as all getout these days, hence why I'm on this damn site! Don't really have the time to do whatever it is single people do - go to the park and flirt with strangers? GTL and fist pump in da club? Are my references really old? Anyway, send me a message – let's get a drink and go do something interesting.
I’m really good at
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passing the turing test.
The first things people usually notice about me
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there is a cat sitting on my head. (Not in answer to this question, just what is happening right now)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sergio Leone, Kubrick, Altman, Tarkovsky, Cronenberg, Lynch, Playtime, Mondo Cane

Pynchon, Ballard, McCarthy, Borges, Brecht, gothic sci-fi, a lot of art theory (disdaining most of it), Bulgakov, Gogol, Freud, Jung... yes, I will analyze your dreams, or haunt them, whichever

Lighning Bolt, Talking Heads, Zappa, Trans Am, Eazy-E, The Fucking Champs, LCD, Dinowalrus, Sonic Youth, Dead Kennedys
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my truck
makin' stuff
bicameral cognition
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how best to this question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on crystal meth running through lower Manhattan in a bath towel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am actually a highly complex algorithm designed to simulate human behavior.
You should message me if
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you're adventurous, willing to try anything twice, not a flake, are a awesome at something and want to tell me about it.

Also, you want to meet up. Sorry, not looking for new online chat buddies...