I am a house of cards. I design video games, or at least, aspire to do so. My goal in life is to look as if I stepped out of a comic book. I smoke too damn much, and I'm a sucker for karaoke-- hell, I'll even do it all alone in my bedroom if there's no better option.

When it comes to these kinds of things, I prefer to be concise. If I were to just reveal everything, that would ruin the mystery! (Who am I kidding? There's a picture of me with cigarettes protruding from my facial orifices. What mystery?)

Twiddling my toes. Navel-gazing. Designing concept art for my various projects, and then crumpling it up with RAGE. Detecting lollipops in unlikely places. Longing for the idyllic days of yore. Wearing socks.

Reading tarot cards.

The high five I'm about to give them.

MUSIC:
-- The Who.
-- The Sex Pistols.
-- Adam and the Ants.
-- The Dismemberment Plan.
-- The Epoxies.
-- Pulp.
-- The Pogues.
-- Massive Attack.
-- Erasure.
-- Ben Folds.
-- The Cure.
-- Art Brut.

FILMS:
-- Sid and Nancy.
-- Me Without You.
-- Shaun of the Dead.
-- The Filth and the Fury.
-- Quadrophenia.
-- This Is Spinal Tap.
-- S.L.C. Punk.
-- Party Monster.
-- The Social Network.
-- Battle Royale.

LITERATURE:
I devour books. It's easier to just ask what I've read recently. I just finished a collection of Flannery O'Connor's short stories, and am halfway through Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale". Throw some Bukowski, Hemingway, Chekhov or Vonnegut my way and I'll wag my tail and bark for you. Give me some obscure, dystopian 80s science fiction and I'll hump your leg.

FOOD:
-- Steamed chicken potstickers.
-- Pad thai.
-- Lemon pepper chicken wings, extra crispy.
-- Chocolate refrigerator squares.
-- Pepperoni and black olive-covered pizza. With tons of cheese.
-- Fish and chips, all of it drenched in vinegar.

-- Gatorade. The blue one.
-- Camel Lights.
-- Mechanical pencils (along with a surface to draw on).
-- Wireless internet.
-- Chicken potstickers (as mentioned above).
-- The Who.

My current project-- whatever it may be. At the moment, it's a video game concept set in a run-down, graffiti-covered British school, based around a terribly planned out rebellion. Long story.

Checking off another item on my World Domination List.

My nail clippings will one day be considered sacred relics.

You're as bored as I am. Or if you want to engage in mindless banter. Or if you're John Lydon.

ORRRRRR perhaps you would like your profile critiqued?