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schooltakeover

29 Paisley, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 24–48
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER: If I don't answer your messages, PLEASE do not take offense! I really happen to just check my OKCupid inbox something like... Once every two months, and by then, usually, there's a little bit of a backlog. But please, do not feel rejected in any way; if I could, I would reply to everyone who took the time to look at my profile. I've just been ridiculously busy making this game of mine, which means that I hardly have time for a sandwich, let alone dating.

I am a house of cards. I design video games. My goal in life is to look as if I stepped out of a comic book. I smoke too damn much, and I'm a sucker for karaoke-- hell, I'll even do it all alone in my bedroom if there's no better option.

When it comes to these kinds of things, I prefer to be concise. If I were to just reveal everything, that would ruin the mystery! (Who am I kidding? There's a picture of me with cigarettes protruding from my facial orifices. What mystery?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Twiddling my toes. Navel-gazing. Designing concept art for my various projects, and then crumpling it up with RAGE. Detecting lollipops in unlikely places. Longing for the idyllic days of yore. Wearing socks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading tarot cards.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The high five I'm about to give them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC:
-- The Who.
-- The Sex Pistols.
-- Adam and the Ants.
-- The Dismemberment Plan.
-- The Epoxies.
-- Pulp.
-- The Pogues.
-- Massive Attack.
-- Erasure.
-- Ben Folds.
-- The Cure.
-- Art Brut.

FILMS:
-- Sid and Nancy.
-- Me Without You.
-- Shaun of the Dead.
-- The Filth and the Fury.
-- Quadrophenia.
-- This Is Spinal Tap.
-- S.L.C. Punk.
-- Party Monster.
-- The Social Network.
-- Battle Royale.

LITERATURE:
I devour books. It's easier to just ask what I've read recently. I just finished a collection of Flannery O'Connor's short stories, and am halfway through Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale". Throw some Bukowski, Hemingway, Chekhov or Vonnegut my way and I'll wag my tail and bark for you. Give me some obscure, dystopian 80s science fiction and I'll hump your leg.

FOOD:
-- Steamed chicken potstickers.
-- Pad thai.
-- Lemon pepper chicken wings, extra crispy.
-- Chocolate refrigerator squares.
-- Pepperoni and black olive-covered pizza. With tons of cheese.
-- Fish and chips, all of it drenched in vinegar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-- Gatorade. The blue one.
-- Camel Lights.
-- Mechanical pencils (along with a surface to draw on).
-- Wireless internet.
-- Chicken potstickers (as mentioned above).
-- The Who.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Checking off another item on my World Domination List.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nail clippings will one day be considered sacred relics.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're as bored as I am. Or if you want to engage in mindless banter. Or if you're John Lydon.

ORRRRRR perhaps you want to high five me for my awesome game idea?:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1645187100/the-st-christophers-school-lockdown