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schpooptie

25 New Castle, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Sorry haven't been on here since 2011. I'm single, looking for friends. seeking my soul mate seems like a never ending walk. but im shore it will be worth it in the end

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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At one point he decided enough was enough.
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
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Hermits have no peer pressure.
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How young can you die of old age?
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
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I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
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'i spilled spot remover on my dog and now hes gone'
What I’m doing with my life
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i am a private inventor, i engineer alterations to shit that already exists but needs improvement and im working on a design now that i do not plan to sell the rights to, instead i will patent it, to then live off of the income.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
displaying selflessness
The first things people usually notice about me
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i appear human
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air,water,sunlight,shelter,sustenance,companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stupid shit, like how to gtfo of pa.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
driving my 89 brougham fleetwood
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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anything. i am an open book just ask
You should message me if
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you can figure out how