schpooptie
26 New Castle, PA
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My self-summary
Sorry haven't been on here since 2011. I'm single, looking for friends. seeking my soul mate seems like a never ending walk. but im shore it will be worth it in the end

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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At one point he decided enough was enough.
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
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Hermits have no peer pressure.
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How young can you die of old age?
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
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I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
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'i spilled spot remover on my dog and now hes gone'
What I’m doing with my life
i am a private inventor, i engineer alterations to shit that already exists but needs improvement and im working on a design now that i do not plan to sell the rights to, instead i will patent it, to then live off of the income.
I’m really good at
displaying selflessness
The first things people usually notice about me
i appear human
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
food
The six things I could never do without
air,water,sunlight,shelter,sustenance,companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stupid shit, like how to gtfo of pa.
On a typical Friday night I am
driving my 89 brougham fleetwood
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
anything. i am an open book just ask
You should message me if
you can figure out how
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