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schwatejayzus

27 West Lafayette, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a cute, funny, intelligent young guy looking for the same qualities in a young woman. Other than that, I'm really not terribly picky physically, and I'm really interested to see what this site holds.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to college. But since I'm studying Philosophy, the job prospects post-graduation are basically whoever is willing to hire me! Lol. That, or grad school
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Intellectual activities. Strange as that sounds in this modern era of macho sports, what I really excel at are those things that require cognitive and intuitive focus.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm huge! I am 6 foot 4 inches and weigh around 250, so it's hard to NOT notice me! Haha. But beyond that, people tend to notice almost immediately my level of interest in everything around me. There's really no such thing as "small talk" for me. I love conversations, short or long, and they're all very informative and enjoyable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love reading, and have read a ton of books (literally! I once calculated a close estimate as to the weight of the combined books I've read. Lol AKA I'm a huge nerd!) but my favorite books are the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind. That being said, I've read all sorts from ancient philosophical texts to modern fantasy and everything in between =)

Music: I'll listen to just about anything so long as it doesn't have a vocalist that's screaming and roaring so loud that you can't understand them. That's not to say I HATE that sort of thing, I just don't like being unable to hear lyrics. Lol I'm not a huge country fan, but I can definitely understand why some people are, and I don't really mind listening to it. I like hip-hop, alternative, blues, classical, chant, blue grass.... ad nauseum.

Movies: I LOVE movies. In my opinion, they're just like books, except when they're well made they can be even MORE captivating! : ) That being said, there are precious few that are actually able to captivate more than a superbly written book. Anywhosit, I like pretty much all genres, with my top favorites being Horror and Comedy by far. But I'll literally watch just about anything at least once!! All time favorite movie (as hard as it is to pick just one) is "Goodwill Hunting". I'd explain why it's my favorite, but if you've seen it then surely (hopefully!) you can understand why it would at least be in the list of Top 10 Favorites, even if not necessarily in the #1 spot =] lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Conversation, Curiosity, Some readily available forms of distraction, Friends, Music, and an Analytical mindset.

[Sure these aren't the typical types of "things" people can't live without, but I took it more as "Top 6 Things That Make Your Life Worth Living" ;-) ]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!!! Hell I'm a PHILOSOPHY major. Thinking is what we do!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, smoking hookah, watching Netflix, arguing over something intriguingly mundane, and/or just chilling with Xbox (AKA Living. The. Dream.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Just about anything, but not in writing on here for the entire internet to see and to be recorded eternally on some lost and forgotten webpage until just the wrong moment when it would all come to light! Haha. But seriously, I'm very unabashed and will answer truthfully just about any question!
You should message me if
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you've read through my profile and still actually feel like you'd want to talk! Haha I'll talk with pretty much anyone and everyone about pretty much anything and everything =)