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schwi

25 F Gloucester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Medicine
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Mongolian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here we go again. It was an impulse decision to re join okcupid, so I'll fill this in when I'm not being an excited impulsive cock. basically if you're a dude or chick and you're nice gimme me a message, I'm lonely
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waffling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fat and clumsy and I have nice eyes, I'm stupidly polite when I initially meet new people, you could probably ask to fart in my mouth and I'd say yes because I want to make a good impression (please don't ask to fart in my mouth)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughing
Love
Looking at shitty YouTube videos when I can't sleep
"Me" time
Cats, generally in shitty YouTube videos that I watch when I can't sleep
Chatting rubbish, I talk too much
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smelling like chanel, looking like shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I accidentally did a poo in a telephone box once :( *helllo darkness my old friend plays in background*
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're funny, no pressure
You have a cat and it's up for getting stroked by me, that's not an innuendo cats are just really cool
You are a fat admirer, I'm cringing typing that
You like mums, my mums my best mate