Want to have sex/wrestle/a one night stand?
Polite answer is "no," the aggressive one is "fuck off" + block.
Hi I am new to Korea.l. You seem cool. Let's meet.
Sorry, I'm allergic to copypasta.
Hi! We have X in common, and I think you'll like Y about me! Let's do Z together. (Z being not sex/wrestling/a one night stand)
Sure! Send me a message! Or a massage if your autocorrect insists.
If I read your whole profile, do I get a cookie?
No, but you will get a quest completion bonus.
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Now with plain!speak.
I'm an American from Seattle. I have been in Korea since 2010 and have no plans to leave any time soon. This last trip to America I sent nearly all my belongings to Korea.
If you hate Korea or can't wait to leave, you're likely a bad match for me.
I'm interested in dating someone who treats me well. I don't appreciate a partner who likes to put me down as a joke. I believe in treating the people you love well. I have a bright, silly sense of humor, although when I'm not paying attention I do gravitate toward sarcasm and aggression. Thankfully when I am in full Klingon mode, my Vulcan can be activated by asking thoughtful questions like "Why is this important to you" or "Why is this so urgent" or "Can you see where I'm coming from" and then I am reasonable.
I want a partner who is interested in being in a relationship, is emotionally stable, and a good communicator.
I have spent a good chunk of my life in pursuit of education, finally earning my MEd, and would appreciate a partner who has pursued education as well.
When traveling, I enjoy "doing" more than "seeing". In Kuala Lumpur, my favorite things were: climbing the Batu Caves, making a pewter bowl, trying a Muay Thai class, and painting batik. That trumps going to a museum or seeing beaches - I did neither.
I want someone physically fit. I'm nearing 40 and would like a partner who is interested in maintaining their physical bodies as well as their mental health. Let's survive this crazy world together!
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