Want to have sex/wrestle/a one night stand?
Polite answer is "no," the aggressive one is "fuck off" + block.
Hi I am new to Korea.l. You seem cool. Let's meet.
Sorry, I'm allergic to copypasta.
Hi! We have X in common, and I think you'll like Y about me! Let's do Z together. (Z being not sex/wrestling/a one night stand)
Sure! Send me a message! Or a massage if your autocorrect insists.
If I read your whole profile, do I get a cookie?
No, but you will get a quest completion bonus.
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Now with plain!speak.
I'm an American from Seattle. I have been in Korea since 2010.
If you hate Korea or can't wait to leave, sorry, it won't work out.
I'm interested in people who treat me well. I don't appreciate people who like to put me down as a joke. I believe in treating the people you care about well. I have an irreverent sense of humor, although when I'm not paying attention I do gravitate toward sarcasm and aggression. Thankfully when I am in full Klingon mode, my Vulcan can be activated by asking thoughtful questions like "Why is this important to you" or "Why is this so urgent" or "Can you see where I'm coming from" and then I am reasonable.
I have spent a good chunk of my life in pursuit of education, finally earning my MEd
When traveling, I enjoy "doing" more than "seeing". In Kuala Lumpur, my favorite things were: climbing the Batu Caves, making a pewter bowl, trying a Muay Thai class, and painting batik. That trumps going to a museum or seeing beaches - I did neither.
I want friends who are physically fit. I want people who are interested in both their physical health as well as mental and emotional health. Good communicators a PLUS! I'm nearing 40 and hopefully will be gathering those around me to last a lifetime! Don't die early on me!
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