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scissorwielder

33 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Thanks for stopping by. Make yourself at home. By that I mean get comfortable but leave your pants on and maybe stay out of the fridge. I like to make people laugh. If you don't laugh then I'm assuming you also hate rainbows, puppies and fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm talking to my mom...
Growing my business. Enjoying my friends. Finding perfect breakfast spots. Going on adventures with my son.
I’m really good at
I'm good at buying gifts for peoples do making them laugh. I give a mean haircut. I'm good at awkward interactions. That doesn't sound good unless you're watching it go down. I thought a new client was going in for a hug so in I went. It turns out she was just adjusting her purse.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a terrible driver but thats just if we're asking people currently on the road around me and frankly, maybe I think they're terrible drivers!
Ok the real answer is usually my eyes or hair or something?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: David Sedaris is a genius
Movie: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, any marvel comic movie, anything Bill Murray is in. He is a god.
Tv: Game of Thrones, the Killing, the Following, Adventure Time
Music is a long list. Some faces: Matt and Kim, Tegan and Sara, Led Zeppelin, Regina Spektor, Journey, Yes, Dave Matthews band, the Cure, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Bird and the Bee, Sleigh Bells, Santigold, the Sounds, Vampire Weekend, David Bowie, Mumford and Sons, Kate Nash, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Florence and the Machine...
Food: That's a weird question. I don't eat fish or meat on the bone.
The six things I could never do without
SLEEP
Music
Cardigan or hoodie
Pillows
Calendar on my phone
Contacts (super blind)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How did that one random shoe end up on the side of the road?
When will I feel like a grown up?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping! I work early every other Saturday. Otherwise, probably trying a new restaurant or bar, having my favorite people over for cards against humanity or maybe catching a movie with the kiddo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spoke with a lisp as a kid. It gets harder to hide if I've been drinking, or so I've been told but all my friends are dirty filthy liars.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like to have your own space. You have a weird sense of humor. You're not afraid to bring a tattoo'd girl home to mom.