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29 Hellertown, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:54pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm just a dude who likes to read, write, run, draw, dance, act, sing, smooch, tickle, cuddle, & play video games. One day, I'll figure out how to do all of them at the same time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping the cacophonous forces of chaos and disorder at bay from within my cubicle. And trying to drink more water (amiright, ladies??).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not taking anything too seriously. Most of all myself. Otherwise, I excel at not cooking and I am superb at mowing the lawn so that it somehow looks worse than when I started.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look grumpy or upset. But I'm generally not either, that's just my face.

Conversely, if on the telephone, the first impression I tend to make is that I've just woken from a nap or am just going down for a nap. But 7 out of 10, I'm upright and sentient.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Good Omens, the His Dark Materials series, The Magicians series

movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Coraline, Kill Bill, Batman Returns, The Fifth Element, Labyrinth, anything by Hayao Miyazaki

shows: Aeon Flux, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Twin Peaks, Sailor Moon, Power Rangers, Firefly, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers

music: David Bowie, The Pipettes, The Noisettes, Neon Trees, Spice Girls, Lady Gaga, Yoko Kanno, Joe Hisaishi, Nobuo Uematsu, The Pillows, Marina & the Diamonds

video games: the Dragon Age series, Shadow of the Colossus, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Beyond Good & Evil, the Lunar series, any & every Mortal Kombat

food: hot dogs, yucca fries, pad Thai, sesame chicken, savory crepes, spinach, mac & cheese, freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, burgers and sammiches of all kinds, hold the onion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mac & cheese
a pair of Chucks
my imagination
my friends
art (to quote Maria Bamford: "If you crank out a raw, unedited skull out of a Granny Smith apple, pop it on Bratz doll torso, upload that to etsy, PRICE IT HIGH!")
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what the characters of my perpetually unwritten novels will say to me if I reach the end of this mortal coil without breathing full life into them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
partying. And by partying, I mean, eating whole sleeves of Oreos and sitting around with my friends discussing storylines from the old Baby-sitters Club books that resonate with us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like the later episodes of Tom & Jerry, where they're friends, better.
You should message me if
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any of the above buzz words tickle your fancy. And if you admit that Grease 2 is superior to its predecessor in every way.