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27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
May 5, 2013
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Comedian, Lover of fine cheeses, Karaoke junkie, Apprentice to a Sith Lord, Baking enthusiast, Podcaster, Whovian, Avid sleeper, Video game junkie, Movie buff, Nerd, Trekkie, Lover not a fighter, Foodie, Anime fan, owner of more than one Zelda tattoo, cook, shitty dancer, singer.

I am a KJ at Boiler Room every Wednesday night. Come sing some songs!

If you would like to see me do some stand up here's a video.

If you would like to watch a video of me eating a habanero pepper and then dishing out celebrity gossip search Spicy News Network Scoot Herring on YouTube.

I also am the host of two podcasts and if you want to check those out they are both on iTunes. Here are the links.
What I’m doing with my life
Stand Up Comedy and generally trying not to fuck it up. Also I collect old school video games.
I’m really good at
I make a mean grilled cheese. Singing Disney and Justin Timberlake songs at Karaoke. Random pop culture triva. Knowing all 151 original Pokemon by name and type.....ladies.
The first things people usually notice about me
How the shit would I know? *Cough* I mean that's up to them. Probably that I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game, Deftones, The Dear Hunter, Reggie Watts, Hook, GWAR, Ball Park Music, LMFAO, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Larry Sanders Show, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, The Big Bang Theroy, Dntel, Queen, Black Sabbath, Cheeseburger Mac and Cheese, Applesauce, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Twin Peaks, Bitshifter, Nullsleep, Nick Drake, Flying Lotus, Waynes World, Ferngully, Any and all Disney movie, Red Fang, Pantera, Primus, Closure In Moscow, PMtoday, The Life Aquatic and all Wes Anderson films, Community, Drop Dead Fred, Flight Of The Navigator, Jesus Christ Superstar, Darker Than Black, FLCL, Any Anime really.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Dog
2. Stand-up Comedy
3. Music
4. Food
5. Beer
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had super powers what would I do with them? Also which super powers would I have?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched/enjoyed The Vampire Diaries. Sue me its a totally watchable show. Also I still like the band New Found Glory.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to message me?