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  • Ages 25-38
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 3:54pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Space camp
Has dogs
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Comedian, Lover of fine cheeses, Karaoke junkie, Apprentice to a Sith Lord, Baking enthusiast, Podcaster, Whovian, Avid sleeper, Video game junkie, Movie buff, Nerd, Trekkie, Lover not a fighter, Foodie, Anime fan, owner of more than one Zelda tattoo, cook, shitty dancer, singer.

I am a KJ at Boiler Room every Wednesday night. Come sing some songs!

If you would like to see me do some stand up here's a video.

If you would like to watch a video of me eating a habanero pepper and then dishing out celebrity gossip search Spicy News Network Scoot Herring on YouTube.

I also am the host of two podcasts and if you want to check those out they are both on iTunes. Here are the links.
What I’m doing with my life
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Stand Up Comedy and generally trying not to fuck it up. Also I collect old school video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make a mean grilled cheese. Singing Disney and Justin Timberlake songs at Karaoke. Random pop culture triva. Knowing all 151 original Pokemon by name and type.....ladies.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How the shit would I know? *Cough* I mean that's up to them. Probably that I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ender's Game, Deftones, The Dear Hunter, Reggie Watts, Hook, GWAR, Ball Park Music, LMFAO, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Larry Sanders Show, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, The Big Bang Theroy, Dntel, Queen, Black Sabbath, Cheeseburger Mac and Cheese, Applesauce, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Twin Peaks, Bitshifter, Nullsleep, Nick Drake, Flying Lotus, Waynes World, Ferngully, Any and all Disney movie, Red Fang, Pantera, Primus, Closure In Moscow, PMtoday, The Life Aquatic and all Wes Anderson films, Community, Drop Dead Fred, Flight Of The Navigator, Jesus Christ Superstar, Darker Than Black, FLCL, Any Anime really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Dog
2. Stand-up Comedy
3. Music
4. Food
5. Beer
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I had super powers what would I do with them? Also which super powers would I have?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watched/enjoyed The Vampire Diaries. Sue me its a totally watchable show. Also I still like the band New Found Glory.
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