*Don't bother to message me or reply back to me if you're not actually willing to meet up*

I'm a huge nerd
I love my dog
I've lived in Florida, Pennsylvania and Ohio
I'm headed for Cali
I exercise 6 days a week
I'm easily amused
I have a somewhat dry and sarcastic sense of humor. People tend to think that
it's just me being a dick.
Insomniac
I laugh at inappropriate times
I make inappropriate jokes
I'm a true hopeless romantic at heart
I like to eat cereal for dinner sometimes
My brita water bottle it always with me
I have a Harry Potter tattoo
Constantly combatting a Monster Energy addiction
Recently into comic-cons

I'll add more if I remember.

Working, currently also searching for work in Cali

Making people laugh, cooking delicious food, fixing cars, quoting movies.

I've been told I have a cute ass and pretty eyes.

Books: Harry Potter series, Hunger Games series, Stephen King's Cell, Percy Jackson/Lost Hero series, Dexter series. Anything that keeps my attention past the first 2 chapters.

Movies: I watch everything I come across, but my favorite genre is horror. Even if they suck, they're still awesome.

Food: I eat pretty healthy for the most part, though I still eat junk food/fast food from time to time. I love sushi though. And no Chinese food, it makes me literally sick.

TV: How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, Bones, Weeds, Workaholics, Adventure Time, Family Guy, Dexter, Supernatural, Lost, The League, The Walking Dead, Tosh.0, Raising Hope

This would change too often, things change every day

You'll just have to find out for yourself

All of my friends are married, engaged, have kids, or are in serious relationships, so I'm either hanging out at their house or going out by myself.

What do you want to know?

you can handle sarcasm

like scaring the shit out of yourself, because I try to scare myself all the time (haunted houses, random ghost hunts, scary movies, blah blah)

Please dont waste your time if you are badly overweight. I want someone I'm attracted to physically.

be shorter than me, I've always had a thing for short chicks.

Also, if you only have photos of you with other people and no specification of which is you, I'll always assume you're the least attractive one.

If you have a child/children or are pregnant, I'm not ready for anything near that right now.