I went to film school, spent some time slinging coffee for the man and telling dick jokes on stage whilst blackout drunk. Now I work a dumb office job with a dumb cubicle. When I'm not working I'm out at the bar, giving away brilliant movie ideas, or doing stand up. Sometimes I do all three at once. To save up money I'm living at home with my mom right now.
I'm snarky and upfront about things. Yes I use this site sometimes for casual sex. No I'm not going to throw myself at you if you send me a message demanding I suck your dick. I'm a person, not a blow up doll.