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25 • Houston, TX • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 10:11am
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Entertainment / Media
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
Also recognizing every voice actor in Bojack Horseman
Physically either that I'm overweight (and no, I'm not fishing for compliments. I'm being honest) or have big lips. Otherwise my amazing sense of humor and vulgarity.
Also I get asked a lot what my ethnicity is or told that I look exotic. Sorry to disappoint, I'm German/Russian. Nothing too exotic there.
Movies: Horror movie junkie and Judd Apatow fan girl
Shows: Everything on HBO and Showtime, Sherlock, whatever's playing on Adult Swim or Comedy Central
Music: 90's alternative makes my heart flutter. If you know and like Harley Poe, message me. There's a good chance we're soulmates.
Food: I'm obsessed with Thai food, also Tex-Mex. You can't go wrong with spicy
My legs (does that count as one or two?)
I wish the Wonder Twins had their own tv show/Chris Nolan movie.
That some 16 year olds must get pregnant on purpose to get on MTV. Where are they now?
That I'm not embarrassed when people I know find my OKC but I'm really annoyed when I'm highly matched with douchebags I went to high school with. Maybe I'm a douche too and just never knew it :(
I do a killer Avril Leveigne impersonation. Actually I think I'm more proud of that than anything else. It takes a lot of talent to sound that bad.
If you don't think you'd be freaked out by my phone wallpaper affectionately named "catboobs"
Or if you would like to do more than just fuck me.
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