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25 Houston, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:47pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm working hard to improve and better myself. Right now I'm dieting and working out, trying to be the healthiest me I can!

My life is significantly less of a train wreck than it used to be. I went to film school, spent some time slinging coffee for the man and telling dick jokes on stage whilst blackout drunk. Now I work a dumb office job in a dumb cubicle. I'm something of a weekend warrior now so no, I don't really want to get shitfaced on a Wednesday with you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a lot, stumbling around montrose, twerking my ass off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at looking ugly when I sleep and adorable when I wake up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm tall. Not like stupid tall but tall for a girl. Guys always seem surprised by that.

Physically either that I'm overweight, show gratuitous amounts of cleavage, or have big lips. Otherwise my amazing sense of humor and vulgarity.

Also I get asked a lot what my ethnicity is or told that I look exotic. Sorry to disappoint, I'm German/Russian. Nothing too exotic there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hand me anything about zombies, drug addicts, mental illness, or historical fiction and I'm all over it

Movies: Horror movie junkie and Judd Apatow fan girl

Shows: Everything on HBO and Showtime, Sherlock, whatever's playing on Adult Swim or Comedy Central

Music: 90's alternative makes my heart flutter. If you know and like Harley Poe, message me. There's a good chance we're soulmates.

Food: I'm obsessed with Thai food, also Tex-Mex. You can't go wrong with spicy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My legs (does that count as one or two?)
Belligerent optimism
My bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh shit, did I come up with that joke or have I heard it somewhere before!?

I wish the Wonder Twins had their own tv show/Chris Nolan movie.

That some 16 year olds must get pregnant on purpose to get on MTV. Where are they now?

That I'm not embarrassed when people I know find my OKC but I'm really annoyed when I'm highly matched with douchebags I went to high school with. Maybe I'm a douche too and just never knew it :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, getting drunk and playing board games, reading a book, drawing/painting, arguing about batman with strangers at a bar... It all depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I let a guy serenade me with John Mayer songs and didn't laugh in his face.

I do a killer Avril Leveigne impersonation. Actually I think I'm more proud of that than anything else. It takes a lot of talent to sound that bad.
You should message me if
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You're not a murderer or rapist. Seriously, I don't want to hang out with the theiving-raping-murdering type.

If you watch Marble Hornets, like laughter and merriment, wanna nerd out. Whatever :D

Or if you would like to do more than just fuck me.

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