Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking to find that woman who I can share my life with. Someone
sweet and caring, who likes to get out and try new things, but also
wouldn't mind staying in and slow dancing to old Willie Nelson
tunes in the kitchen. Someone that'll run a 5k with me and push me
to do better.
I like to live an active lifestyle, and would love to find someone
who is like minded.
I don't like hanging out in bars, stupid drunk people annoy the
shit outta me.
I like being active, in the gym at least 5 days a week.
I love playing golf, but not very good at it.
I'm not wealthy, but I'm happy.
I try to eat healthy, but I like pizza and chicken wings way too
much to just quit cold turkey. (but I don't really care for cold
turkey, I could probably give that up pretty easily, where did that
expression even come from?)
I once accidentally went to a skinhead rally in Florida.
I know just enough Spanish to engage a Spanish speaking person in
the worst conversation they've ever had.
I've lived in California, and I'm a terrible surfer, but a good
swimmer. (Ps: the ocean doesn't want you there, and wants to kill
I don't like wearing shoes, so I'm not a huge fan of winter, Also I
don't like being cold.
I was once arrested for bank robbery, then released an hour later
cause they got the wrong guy.
I've driven cross country 3 times.
I have tattoos (quite a few, but nothing lewd)
An 84 year old drunk woman told me I I'm beautiful, so I got that
going for me....
There is plenty more to tell, if you would like to know, just ask
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working and trying to be an adult
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, making people laugh, giving back rubs, building blanket
forts, giving hugs, being on time for stuff, making lists...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My SWEEEET mullet, jorts, and my jean jacket :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Crime thrillers, The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy,
Steven King, Tom Robbins, and Kurt Vonnegutt.
TV: Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, NCIS, Criminal Minds,
The Following, House, Dexter, East Bound and Down
Music: the Avett Brothers, Mumford and Sons, Phish, Old Country,
Classic Rock, Old Rap, Punk
Food: Pretty much anything, but I love sea food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the microwave only heats the bowl and not the soup, What I'm
gonna do with my life, What I should have for dinner. Am I the only
one who feels like Indiana Jones while jumping onto an elevator
when the door is closing? Why nobody answers any of my messages on
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work at a fine dining restaurant as a waiter, so Friday is a big
night for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I immediately make my bed when I get up in the morning, so I'm not
tempted to get back in it. Also, I always giggle a little when this
site says I'm a 69% match with someone, because every day is my
15th birthday apparently.
You should message me if
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You enjoy laughing, you like being active, don't get offended by
sarcasm, and like trying new things.
Who are you looking for?
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