On the way out of the theater, my Mormon mother, trying to gain some sort of lesson from this experience, said, "Boys, look at it this way, having a large penis only leads to a life in pornography and drug use, you should be proud of your small penises."
This moment pretty much sums up how I became the man I am today.
Need more of a reason to be interested? I have access to my parents HBOGo. Soooo, we're going on a date next Tuesday, right?