I am a smartass. The pleasant kind. Though born and raised in the fine state of Tennessee, I have always wanted to escape the chicken-fried clutches of the South. This led me to a midwestern law school, and after discovering it was pretty much the same old same old there, I have moved to California to start a career as an attorney. Specifically, I plan to practice intellectual property law, a gateway to the sexy world of porn trolls and fashion designers suing the makers of doggie chew toys.
I am an unabashed nerd, with a love of video games, comics, anime, theatre, and campy movies. Chocolate also occupies a large space in my heart. Other hobbies include incredibly silly dancing and fervent argumentation.
I am a good conversationalist with a hefty mound of snark, accompanied by a willingness to speak on almost any subject, whether or not I have any knowledge of it. I can appreciate a good time in any form, be it dancing, good conversation, watching old movies, or singing incredibly bad renditions of 80s power ballads.
Also, my Marklar is huuuuge. Like, you have no idea.