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scottstuff

33 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I used to be a super cute funny dude, but now I'm just cynical and hateful haha. I like to party...alot. which isn't necessarily my strongest selling point, but I'm functional so whatever. I'm extremely social and get bored easily. I can't stand hippie shit or PC politics. I find most people unattractive and don't care about how cool you think your sub genre is. I have the cutest dog in the world and although she's great to cuddle with, I was thinking another human would be nice. I have a pretty foul mouth and can have a pretty offensive sense of humor, in a crude way and I just like to talk a lot of shit. Anyway fair warning. I'm just very observant. I love fireworks and making noise, causing trouble, or both of those things combined. I play a ton of music, live with 3 of great friends. Gotta say, shit's pretty good really...Moving slower than usual these days, but I'm still into living full speed;)...oh..and I hate sports although I may start playing for a wheelchair hockey league.

I am more out going, more intelligent, and funnier than your ex
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently left Erie, PA and moved back to Cincinnati. I never have any idea what to do there. I haven't lived there since '99....as of Jan 17th I've been back in PDX. I haven't been here in 3 years, so I'm getting re-acclimated with this city. My life seems to be a constant series of settling down somewhere then uprooting. I've lived in over forty houses in 12 cities all over the U.S. As for now, I'm playing in a rad band, I'd like to start a show space, I teach drum lessons, ride motorcycles, travel and it'd be really rad to find someone cool to do some of those things with...that's about it I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being there for my friends and letting the people who are important to me know just how amazing they are. I'm also great at making rash decisions, playing drums, making people laugh, spending money, kissing girls, and being the life of the party.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm covered in tattoos. It used to be my ridiculously huge plugs in my ears, but after some plastic surgery no more huge lobes. I couldn't take anymore stupid questions from total strangers. I started thinking about how much time of my life was being wasted trying to explain myself to conservatives that "yes it hurt", "no I'm not on drugs", "yes I have a job", and "yes my parents still love me." Other than that I think people notice I like to talk , and maybe sometimes that's not the best thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fugazi, Cult of Youth, Death in June, Clan of Xymox, Mayhem, Discharge, Trist, Swans,Catharsis, Drive like Jehu, Embrace(Dischord), whatever I could do this all day so how's about this. Punk rock, Black Metal, Crust, Doom, Funeral Doom, Stoner, Goth shit, Death Rock, Industrial, old school hardcore, post hardcore, shitty mid 90's tough guy sXe hardcore, old country, prog, jazz, jazz fusion, and limited amounts of abstract as fuck hip hop.Anything well done. My music taste is extremely eclectic.

I'm mainly into horror and fantasy flicks and anything unsettling. The first and only worth while Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of a Thousand Corpses, and Devils Rejects. Dogtooth, Irreversible, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, The Lord of the Rings, Never Ending Story, Nekromantic, Kalifornia, Scarface, Edward Scissorhands, The lost Boys, The God Father, Night Breed, May, Office Space, Raising Arizona, Fight Club, City of Lost Children, Brazil, Hellraiser, Goodfellas, Nightmare Before Christmas, Raging Bull, and Clerks would be just a few of my other favorites. I love the art of movie making and although I love horror and stupid ass comedy, a la Great Outdoors, Revenge of the Nerds or Porky's, I'm really into anything well done. For instance the movie The Player begins with this ten minute long tracking shot that's so incredibly well done. That's flawless, beautiful film making. That's the kind of shit I like. Not big ass explosions, although they are cool in their own right, but nerdy, stuck up, film school type shit....oh and I love old biker flicks ,exploitation films, and John Hughes.

My favorite book is The Wanting Seed by Anthony Burgess...and anything else super fucked up along those lines.

My favorite food? Anything spicy...into ethnic foods and whatever else. I'm not a picky eater at all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog My friends My bike(motorcycle, not bicycle...I don't think your bicycle is cool in any way) My cell phone My drums and My ability to see through peoples bullshit...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ways to make enough money to never have to work for anyone ever again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town. Maybe out to see some music or hit up a house party with some friends. I definitely am not one to stay at home. I like to be out being social, making new friends and hopefully things will get ridiculous and I'll have yet another awesome story to tell. Although lately I've had an overwhelming urge to just go to some coffee shop and play Scrabble or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not nearly as secure or strong as I pretend to be.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to have fun. I want to surround myself with positive people. If you're into music that's a plus. If you like the absurd, even better.