I used to be a super cute funny dude, but now I'm just cynical and
hateful haha. I like to party...alot. which isn't necessarily my
strongest selling point, but I'm functional so whatever. I'm
extremely social and get bored easily. I can't stand hippie shit or
PC politics. I find most people unattractive and don't care about
how cool you think your sub genre is. I have the cutest dog in the
world and although she's great to cuddle with, I was thinking
another human would be nice. I have a pretty foul mouth and can
have a pretty offensive sense of humor, in a crude way and I just
like to talk a lot of shit. Anyway fair warning. I'm just very
observant. I love fireworks and making noise, causing trouble, or
both of those things combined. I play a ton of music, live with 3
of great friends. Gotta say, shit's pretty good really...Moving
slower than usual these days, but I'm still into living full
speed;)...oh..and I hate sports although I may start playing for a
wheelchair hockey league.
I am more out going, more intelligent, and funnier than your ex
What I’m doing with my life
I recently left Erie, PA and moved back to Cincinnati. I never have
any idea what to do there. I haven't lived there since '99....as of
Jan 17th I've been back in PDX. I haven't been here in 3 years, so
I'm getting re-acclimated with this city. My life seems to be a
constant series of settling down somewhere then uprooting. I've
lived in over forty houses in 12 cities all over the U.S. As for
now, I'm playing in a rad band, I'd like to start a show space, I
teach drum lessons, ride motorcycles, travel and it'd be really rad
to find someone cool to do some of those things with...that's about
it I guess.
I’m really good at
being there for my friends and letting the people who are important
to me know just how amazing they are. I'm also great at making rash
decisions, playing drums, making people laugh, spending money,
kissing girls, and being the life of the party.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm covered in tattoos. It used to be my ridiculously huge plugs in
my ears, but after some plastic surgery no more huge lobes. I
couldn't take anymore stupid questions from total strangers. I
started thinking about how much time of my life was being wasted
trying to explain myself to conservatives that "yes it hurt", "no
I'm not on drugs", "yes I have a job", and "yes my parents still
love me." Other than that I think people notice I like to talk ,
and maybe sometimes that's not the best thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fugazi, Cult of Youth, Death in June, Clan of Xymox, Mayhem,
Discharge, Trist, Swans,Catharsis, Drive like Jehu,
Embrace(Dischord), whatever I could do this all day so how's about
this. Punk rock, Black Metal, Crust, Doom, Funeral Doom, Stoner,
Goth shit, Death Rock, Industrial, old school hardcore, post
hardcore, shitty mid 90's tough guy sXe hardcore, old country,
prog, jazz, jazz fusion, and limited amounts of abstract as fuck
hip hop.Anything well done. My music taste is extremely
I'm mainly into horror and fantasy flicks and anything unsettling.
The first and only worth while Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of a
Thousand Corpses, and Devils Rejects. Dogtooth, Irreversible, Pink
Flamingos, Desperate Living, The Lord of the Rings, Never Ending
Story, Nekromantic, Kalifornia, Scarface, Edward Scissorhands, The
lost Boys, The God Father, Night Breed, May, Office Space, Raising
Arizona, Fight Club, City of Lost Children, Brazil, Hellraiser,
Goodfellas, Nightmare Before Christmas, Raging Bull, and Clerks
would be just a few of my other favorites. I love the art of movie
making and although I love horror and stupid ass comedy, a la Great
Outdoors, Revenge of the Nerds or Porky's, I'm really into anything
well done. For instance the movie The Player begins with this ten
minute long tracking shot that's so incredibly well done. That's
flawless, beautiful film making. That's the kind of shit I like.
Not big ass explosions, although they are cool in their own right,
but nerdy, stuck up, film school type shit....oh and I love old
biker flicks ,exploitation films, and John Hughes.
My favorite book is The Wanting Seed by Anthony Burgess...and
anything else super fucked up along those lines.
My favorite food? Anything spicy...into ethnic foods and whatever
else. I'm not a picky eater at all.
The six things I could never do without
My dog My friends My bike(motorcycle, not bicycle...I don't think
your bicycle is cool in any way) My cell phone My drums and My
ability to see through peoples bullshit...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ways to make enough money to never have to work for anyone ever
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town. Maybe out to see some music or hit up a house
party with some friends. I definitely am not one to stay at home. I
like to be out being social, making new friends and hopefully
things will get ridiculous and I'll have yet another awesome story
to tell. Although lately I've had an overwhelming urge to just go
to some coffee shop and play Scrabble or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not nearly as secure or strong as I pretend to be.
You should message me if
You like to have fun. I want to surround myself with positive
people. If you're into music that's a plus. If you like the absurd,