Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My profile is nonsense because I, like an idiot, wrote a program to
make it nonsense. It's not because I'm zany or weird or something,
just bored. Take that as you will. Read on for a laugh (or
After we laughed at the irony (and because I'm funny), my friend
clarified that I never appear flustered or thrown off by anything,
and that I always seem to be one step ahead of everyone else. If I
look as though I've been beaten, don't fret, I'm just clumsy and
bruise easily. Hey! I'm happy, outgoing and I'm super chatty. I
just moved to Gville with my cats. "You have the wit of a genius,
the b**ch of a broad, and the tactics of a general. I've gotten
just about all that I can out of that job. It's hard to offend me,
though actively interesting me is another matter. Being recently
single, I'm looking for someone to ease me back into the swings of
things. love is dead, okcupid forever. Funny Pants. If you're
important to me I'll spend a whole day baking you a cake, spend my
last £20 on that thing you really want or give up my bed so you can
get a decent kip. I am witty, often sarcastic, sometimes offensive,
generally fun. I am large, I contain multitudes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently came back from studying abroad and traveling over
summer. Even more luckily for me, I love it. Learning the
U-Bahnnetz. Living it. I have many interests and am leaving a lot
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking. making that downtime count. & I've never made
anything inedible... Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It used to be the fact I was a ginger...now its usually the strange
colors my hair changes to all the time. My obvious relation to the
lollypop guild. I'm told it's contagious--maybe because I'm always
giggling like a goof at something. People often say I have nice
eyes and eyelashes...I've also been getting a lot of compliments on
my hair lately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lord of the rings. Books I suggest: The Diving Bell and the
Butterfly (Jean-Dominque Bauby), Ghettoside (Jill Leovy), Tender is
the Night (F. BOWIE. -Socretes. Shows: Freedomain Radio podcast, If
I were You podcast, How I Met Your Mother, Survivorman, Trailer
Park Boys, Planet animal shows, Fargo, Chinese cheesy drama shows
(for 10 min), 武林外传，爸爸去哪儿，中国好声音，我是歌手 etc. It's horror fiction
written by Poppy Z. Sometimes I will fall in love head over heels
with an author and read everything by them I can put my hands on. I
want to say how much I like jazz and symphonies, or really amazing
blues that defined rock music as we know it, but I'm probably just
chilling with some terrible metal because...I know, I know, I'm the
worst! The Great Gatsby (the book), Bob's Burgers, Spaced, lots of
jazz, funk and soul...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
movement. I have a cherry chapstick on me at all times … my
favorite day of the year is when it gets warm enough that I can
start wearing my flip flops 24/7 … I have both instant AND
old-school Netflix … it drives me nuts when I don’t exercise … I
often have to restrain myself from making inappropriate jokes … I
go visit my brother as often as I possibly can. Nature. - My smart
phone: So I can look up things on the fly. This picture
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly inconsequential stuff ranging from scifi day dreams to
weekend entertainment. Food. I don't know what I want and it's
going to take me years to find out. how i'm going to furnish my
house when I grow up. How all of the California movie theaters
should be outdoor movie theaters!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At happy hour with my friends and coworkers. In comedy shows or
going to mics. enhancing my human capital and utilizing partially
government funded educational infrastructure. Super exciting.
Listening to fun sounds/drunk cooking/wondering where the hell the
Q train is at. (jk. Usually wandering around looking for good
takeout, maybe grabbing a drink. Drinks, music, some cutie bar
somewhere, idk depends on the Friday. Either out for drinks with
friends or on the couch watching Netflix. Friends, drinks, dinner,
and early to bed. Netflixing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In some corner of the internet I'm sure there exist real estate
commercials and public service announcements I filmed in my teens
during my wannabe actress phase. I have never ridden a bicycle. I
think dinner would inevitably turn into some insane version of
Cowboys and Indians, and we'd turn the dining room into a realistic
fort and he'd eventually set the house on fire, but it'd be totally
worth it. I'm not very private. 456. 789.
You should message me if
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You have a unique idea for a day/weekend adventure. You're not
mean. We have things in common! And especially if you read
Brainpickings. You like what you read and realize when I was or
wasn't being sarcastic (shouldn't be too difficult). You're down to
eat vegetarian around me and you think you can bring some fun to
the table! You like eating at restaurants and talking. You like
sitting around, have a PC, and aren't a weirdo. You know how to
relax and take your time, speak your mind, love to snuggle and you
never take life too seriously!
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