i like good times, fun, merriment, joy, jolliness, gaiety, and laughing. i like travel, my family, and my friends. i am every other person on the planet.

i really love puns but im hesitant to put that here because i get a huge influx of horrible horrible pun messages. don't be that lady.

i also really love climbing on stuff
and since its nice out ive been biking because thats like climbing without going up

oh and if you wanna talk about taylor swift we totally can that'd be great

if you're really turned off by this section with no capital letters, please let me know in your first message that you'd prefer that i use the shift key. for your bemusement the next two paragraphs are slightly more high brow.

I like conversation. It doesn't have to be intelligent. In fact, I favor nonsense and gobbledygook. I want you to ask me to flounder in the upstream moors of disinterestitude and magnanimousness and not give a damn that you're saying nothing.

I am a mediocre guitarist and very very proud of it. I'll egg you on to sing silly duets with me, and you'll say, "Oh no! I don't sing in front of other people, it's so embarassing!" And you'll do it anyway and love it and wonder why you aren't the way you say you are.

Brown is the worst color. Specifically, #4C300B.

I think flamingos are the best animal.

I recently upgraded that picture of a flamingo to a better one, so, if you haven't, check it out. It's pretty great.

The new Daft Punk album is mindblowing.
No. Really. The intro track is the most intro-y track of all time.

Tmeck is my partner in crime, and will probably look at your profile if you message me. So don't be all, "Why's this handsome guy from mpls peepin on me?"

Programming. Toying with the idea of going back to school so I can program for more money.

Public speaking, reading out loud, word games, making coffee, hair flips, putting my contacts in without a mirror, eyeballing measurements, being as fabulous as any man can without calling sexuality into question, simultaneously staying up later and going to bed earlier than everyone else, giving dirty looks to people who ask for a chaser when i offer them a shot, entertaining myself, making up songs about stuff.

My hair.

Books:
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, A Million Little Pieces, The Time Traveler's Wife, The Fuck Up, The Fountainhead (but in the most ironic way possible), 1Q84, Norwegian Wood

Movies:
Thank You For Smoking, Big Fish, The Shawshank Redemption, 500 Days of Summer, Up In The Air, Coraline, Pan's Labyrinth, Stranger Than Fiction, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Music:
65daysofstatic, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, City and Colour, The Lumineers, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Motion City Soundtrack, Iron & Wine, Shiny Toy Guns, The Weepies, Ronald Jenkees, Blackmill, Anamanaguchi, Taylor Swift

Food:
Calamari, Pierogies, French Toast, Brownies

- A memory foam pillow
- A Keurig, for when making coffee seems like too much work
- Driving music.
- Horrible 99 cent cellphone games.
- A mechanical keyboard. It's like typing on a dream.
- Cups.

The coat check girl from S4E8 of Community.

Getting dragged out to a dive bar and sipping on gin and tonics over a few games of pool.

Every time I see someone with the wrong answer to the STALE/STEAL question, I second guess my answer and triple check it.

You've made peace with the permanence of suburban ennui.

Or you like people watching.
Or gin.
Or duets.
Or being awake at weird times.
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