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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My profile is nonsense because I, like an idiot, wrote a program to make it nonsense. It's not because I'm zany or weird or something, just bored. Take that as you will. Read on for a laugh (or not)!


After we laughed at the irony (and because I'm funny), my friend clarified that I never appear flustered or thrown off by anything, and that I always seem to be one step ahead of everyone else. If I look as though I've been beaten, don't fret, I'm just clumsy and bruise easily. Hey! I'm happy, outgoing and I'm super chatty. I just moved to Gville with my cats. "You have the wit of a genius, the b**ch of a broad, and the tactics of a general. I've gotten just about all that I can out of that job. It's hard to offend me, though actively interesting me is another matter. Being recently single, I'm looking for someone to ease me back into the swings of things. love is dead, okcupid forever. Funny Pants. If you're important to me I'll spend a whole day baking you a cake, spend my last £20 on that thing you really want or give up my bed so you can get a decent kip. I am witty, often sarcastic, sometimes offensive, generally fun. I am large, I contain multitudes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently came back from studying abroad and traveling over summer. Even more luckily for me, I love it. Learning the U-Bahnnetz. Living it. I have many interests and am leaving a lot out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking. making that downtime count. & I've never made anything inedible... Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It used to be the fact I was a its usually the strange colors my hair changes to all the time. My obvious relation to the lollypop guild. I'm told it's contagious--maybe because I'm always giggling like a goof at something. People often say I have nice eyes and eyelashes...I've also been getting a lot of compliments on my hair lately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lord of the rings. Books I suggest: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (Jean-Dominque Bauby), Ghettoside (Jill Leovy), Tender is the Night (F. BOWIE. -Socretes. Shows: Freedomain Radio podcast, If I were You podcast, How I Met Your Mother, Survivorman, Trailer Park Boys, Planet animal shows, Fargo, Chinese cheesy drama shows (for 10 min), 武林外传,爸爸去哪儿,中国好声音,我是歌手 etc. It's horror fiction written by Poppy Z. Sometimes I will fall in love head over heels with an author and read everything by them I can put my hands on. I want to say how much I like jazz and symphonies, or really amazing blues that defined rock music as we know it, but I'm probably just chilling with some terrible metal because...I know, I know, I'm the worst! The Great Gatsby (the book), Bob's Burgers, Spaced, lots of jazz, funk and soul...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
movement. I have a cherry chapstick on me at all times … my favorite day of the year is when it gets warm enough that I can start wearing my flip flops 24/7 … I have both instant AND old-school Netflix … it drives me nuts when I don’t exercise … I often have to restrain myself from making inappropriate jokes … I go visit my brother as often as I possibly can. Nature. - My smart phone: So I can look up things on the fly. This picture. Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly inconsequential stuff ranging from scifi day dreams to weekend entertainment. Food. I don't know what I want and it's going to take me years to find out. how i'm going to furnish my house when I grow up. How all of the California movie theaters should be outdoor movie theaters!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At happy hour with my friends and coworkers. In comedy shows or going to mics. enhancing my human capital and utilizing partially government funded educational infrastructure. Super exciting. Listening to fun sounds/drunk cooking/wondering where the hell the Q train is at. (jk. Usually wandering around looking for good takeout, maybe grabbing a drink. Drinks, music, some cutie bar somewhere, idk depends on the Friday. Either out for drinks with friends or on the couch watching Netflix. Friends, drinks, dinner, and early to bed. Netflixing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In some corner of the internet I'm sure there exist real estate commercials and public service announcements I filmed in my teens during my wannabe actress phase. I have never ridden a bicycle. I think dinner would inevitably turn into some insane version of Cowboys and Indians, and we'd turn the dining room into a realistic fort and he'd eventually set the house on fire, but it'd be totally worth it. I'm not very private. 456. 789.
You should message me if
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You have a unique idea for a day/weekend adventure. You're not mean. We have things in common! And especially if you read Brainpickings. You like what you read and realize when I was or wasn't being sarcastic (shouldn't be too difficult). You're down to eat vegetarian around me and you think you can bring some fun to the table! You like eating at restaurants and talking. You like sitting around, have a PC, and aren't a weirdo. You know how to relax and take your time, speak your mind, love to snuggle and you never take life too seriously!