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28 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm weird, I'm sarcastic and I have a mean puppy dog look that could bend the wills of the gods themselves. I have basically no filter between my brain and my mouth so I can be a little rough around the edges and I need to be reminded of that once in a while.

I'm a serious cuddle monster. I love to hold hands, snuggle and sleep with my significant other. If I'm in love I'm not afraid to show it--but at the same time love isn't something I take lightly, and it doesn't come easy whatsoever. I will never understand why anyone would say they love someone after meeting them once. I haven't dated alot to be honest and it takes a very special spark in someone to kindle my interest. I've learned that I'm a very old fashioned kind of guy; small things like a kiss are things that I think should be worked up to unless the chemistry is amazing. Sex is definitely a step that needs to be worked up to and should absolutely not be rushed...

I wear t-shirts and jeans and I don't know what I would do without threadless. I've been told I dress very well but I really just try to wear shirts I consider to be clever or artistic and for comfort. Name brands are not status symbols for me but I will wear it if it's comfortable/well made.

I love first person shooters, zombie shoot em ups, party games, puzzle games, side scrolling fighters and old school RPGs. I also enjoy scrabble and being lazy as fuck.

Karaoke, drinking with friends, getting 8 hours of sleep...

Non guilty sins... I love to hike very much. Love nature and the wilderness. I also love to run. To give you an idea of the extent of that love... I used to run 5 miles a day, 5 days a week.

I like going out to my favorite restaurants. Favorite ethnic foods? Italian, Mediterranean/Middle Eastern, Chinese, Korean, Mexican and the list goes on... Favorite seating? Patio or booths.
What I’m doing with my life
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Pastry lead at a very popular restaurant!
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh... I tend to be very sarcastic and blunt.

I'm also pretty good at cooking and baking... After all I do it for a living haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People always think I'm nervous. I'm not nervous, I'm just awkward.

Also my calves...? And more recently that my hair is pretty long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Middlesex
Movies: Amelie, Frida, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Edward Scissorhands
Shows: Firefly, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Arrested Development, American Horror Story
Music: Robyn, Clare Maguire, Goldfrapp, Air, Crystal Castles, Christina Perri, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga
Food: See above.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Memory foam toppers/sleep
Lots of pillows on my bed/sleep
Soft sheets/sleep
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, got work on Saturday mornings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a fatty at heart.

I obsess over food, be it good or bad.
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