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screwthebank

26 M London, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi.

I'm... er, I'm a workaholic slacker? No, really. I love my work but I'm also very laid-back about a lot of other things, and sometimes about my work too. I'm a huge nerd about brains, music, politics and science in general. I like to listen to music, make music, read, walk and work. I laugh at pretty much everything and I arrange my life so that I'm constantly giggling at something stupid.

Last thing: I have fairly strong political opinions, so if you think feminism is irrelevant and racism is a thing of the past, don't bother.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on a PhD in philosophy (focus being neuroscience, cognitive science and evolutionary psychology). Aside from that I do the same thing most grad students do: drink and cultivate personality flaws.

I make music with other people who make music. It's fun.

I also enjoy hiking. Walking is fucking rad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making banana bread, making people laugh, eating spicy food, drinking stupid amounts of coffee, shooting myself in the foot, being a contrarian.

I'm also really good at arguing, since I argue for a living, sort of.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People either notice that I'm super mean or they notice I really enjoy messing with them.

Also my eyes. They're totally dreamy. Really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Isaac Asimov, Steven Erikson, Stanislaw Lem, Virginia Woolf, Kurt Vonnegut, Edgar Allan Poe, Moby Dick (it's a childhood thing, ask if you're curious), and many more.

Movies: Dead Man, Shaun of the Dead (or anything involving Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright), Clerks (most Kevin smith movies, really), Seven Samurai (Kurosawa in general), Edvard Munch, most Scorsese movies, Tarantino (because otherwise I'd be a traitor to my generation... or something).

Shows: Scrubs, Seinfeld, TNG, DS9, ADVENTURE TIME, Archer, NewsRadio, X-Files, The West Wing, Black Books, Numberwang, Monty Python, The Boondocks, Doctor Who, The Daily Show, Louie, Firefly, The Thick of It (knowing that Peter Capaldi is the next Doctor makes his character even better).

Music: too many things to list them all. I'm a huge music-head and I'll listen to pretty much anything except fucking dubstep or EDM. Here's some huge favourite things:

The Cure, Melvins, Le Tigre, Old 97's, Dead Kennedys, Secret Chiefs 3, Wu-Tang Clan, Melt-Banana, John Zorn, anything Mike Patton does, Neil Young, Bikini Kill, Sleater-Kinney, The Sisters of Mercy, Rick Astley (am *not* kidding), NOMEANSNO, The Jesus Lizard, Shellac and The Dresden Dolls (I like AFP's solo stuff too, but the Dolls were pretty damn awesome), and recently The Dillinger Escape Plan has just been on constant loop.

I like spicy food. And food in general. I'm not a picky eater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Embedding phrases within phrases of the same type in a hierarchical structure;
-My computer;
-Music;
-Laughter;
-Work;
-Science.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways in which other people are wrong, ways in which I'm wrong, getting a raccoon as a pet and calling it DJ Shadow, elaborate pranks, why people so often vote against their interest and crust punk band names.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At Milos' with friends, working, or demonstrating to my roommate that he's wrong about all of the things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know Shaun of the Dead by heart.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You think "octopodes" should be the received plural form of "octopus" (or at least that it shouldn't fucking be "octopi");
You like to argue;
You're wondering who took the bomp;
You want to bring down the patriarchy;
I don't know... you figured I seemed nice.