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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 3:40pm
Relationship Type
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
High school
Has kid(s) and might want more
My self-summary
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Geeky gamer, food and beer enthusiast, budding wine snob, casual artist and musical to the core.

I'm originally from the UK but have been in the US for a few years now, and it's become home.

I'm a single parent with split custody of my boys, so half the time I'm being awesome with them and the other half trying to be half as awesome as I am with them.

I think one of life's greatest pleasures is meeting and getting to know new people. I'm on here looking for new friends, partners and playmates who want to go out for drinks or dinner, explore new places or just chill in with music or kick my butt at board or video games.

You should know up front that I identify as polyamorous.
What I’m doing with my life
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When I'm not trying to make a living in my new career I'm raising my kids, meeting and spending time with awesome people and generally being a giant nerd. Being said nerd entails movies, games, music, overly cerebral conversation and booze.
I’m really good at
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Playing the guitar, and writing and recording/producing music. I've been doing it for 15 years now. Back in the UK I played in several bands and had a small record deal, it's something I took a break from for a while after a disastrous run in with said record label (long story, share a beer or two with me and I'll tell you sometime). Now I've acquired a guitar amp again for the first time in years I've started again, my playing is mainly just for my own amusement now though I do write and record songs still, I just write all the parts myself instead of with a band.

I've also rediscovered a love of art and an ability to draw so am currently getting my creative side out with graphite and colour pencils.

Hopefully I'm good at being a Dad.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Here, that I'm British, though a lot of people mistake the accent for Australian for some reason. Other than that I'm told I have a nice bum, sorry, "ass".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Metal Gear Solid 5 just came out - see you next year...

Games are my favourite, although I like good TV and movies I prefer to be "doing" something rather than just watching. I like both video and board/card games. Board games, things like Agricola, King of Tokyo/King of New York, Rummykub, Settlers of Catan etc. I also recently acquired a copy of the re-release of Space Hulk, and need someone to play it with. Volunteers?! As far as Video Games go I mainly play PS4, mostly it's Rocket League and The Witcher 3 right now, though I also am cursed to be a League of Legends player on pc as well.

Movies; Pacific Rim, Alien, Predator, LOTR, District 9, Taken, Avatar, Watchmen, Blood Diamond, Iron Man, Terminator, Zombieland, Over the Hedge, pretty much anything by Tarantino... DECENT horror movies (so mainly Asian ones not the Hollywood rehashes). I also have a weakness for B-movies like Dead Snow and Iron Sky, and I'll watch pretty much anything with Bill Paxton or Ron Pearlman in it. You get the idea.

Books then, Zombie Survival Guide/World War Z, LOTR, A Song of Ice and Fire, Tolkien, opening up and other poly books. I mostly read graphic novels, such as The Walking Dead, Y: The Last Man, xmen, Alien, Predator and any of the associated crossovers.

TV then, favourite ever is definitely the reimagined Battlestar Galactica, can't beat it. I also have thoroughly enjoyed Breaking Bad, Archer, Game of Thrones and Attack on Titan. Recently I just finished Knights of Sidonia and have started Peakey Blinders.

Music: Mostly Metal. Right now, Angela Gossow era Arch Enemy. I like instrumental guitar music too and a love of pop song rock or metal covers is a guilty pleasure.

I like food :) I'll eat pretty much anything, some favourites though are curry, buffalo wings, chilli and pizza, nothing that healthy as you can see haha. I usually do eat healthy though, don't let those fool you.

I'm a bit of a beer connoisseur and have recently gotten into wine, I'm always down to try some new brews.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My boys
Human interaction
Quality food
My car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, where to take life next, what to do at the weekend. Beer. Sex. Stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Socialising in or out the house, or lounging around in my pj's cus I'm hardcore rock n roll or whatever the cool kids say nowadays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a Cylon.

Also, I am The Doctor... actually thinking about it that would make a really interesting crossover. Hmm...
You should message me if
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You're polyamorous or curious, sex positive, you like to play games, create art, make music or be creative. You want to go for a beer or try a new restaurant, go exploring, or hit a museum together ... Or if you're a tattooed redhead, that's pretty much my kryptonite, and sorry, if religion is a focal point of your life then we will not get along.

If you have a fetlife profile and want to talk kink

Although I'm polyamorous and I'm not opposed to casual relationships, I am looking for something serious with commitment. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm after a life partner, but I'm not looking to be used for a few dates and then strung along and dropped.

And randomly if anyone wants to try uber use my referral, you get money!