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scrimshank

45 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 7, 2013
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm lovely, no really. Everyone says so. They say 'Oh yeah, she's so great isn't she? And so sweet and smart and kind, so kind. And that sense of humour? Hilarious. So witty. Why is she single? I don't know, it's very curious.' etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing, coming up with ideas, getting involved in projects i haven't got time for. Learning something new every day. Realising how every year of my life overlays the last, like a mosaic that is finally starting to make sense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know how to put things, to communicate what needs saying in the simplest way. I'm a good conversationalist, interested and interesting I'm a go to person for advice on everything from job applications to girlfriend troubles. I'm confident without being arrogant, independent without being detached, and calm without being dull. I am the favourite aunty of 5 little people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That i'm rather dapper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
John Kennedy Toole, Alan Bennett, Hans Fallada, Sarah Waters, Annie Proulx, Sarah Hall, Carson McCullers, UA Fanthorpe, Catherine Dunne, Ian McKewan, Helen Forrester, it's an endless list.

I'm big into film, and can often be found at the picture house. I like arthouse not blockbuster. I don't know why popcorn was invented but i wish it would disappear. Films i have loved lately, are rust and bone, frozen land, dogtooth, oh, loads. I like films a bit dark, a bit odd, a bit thoughtful. I think John Waters is ace, and so is Lynne Ramsey.

I love music. I am never not listening to music of some kind. My taste is varied and wide. Favourite genres include dirty electro, disco funk, folk, lo fi, minimal tech. Here's a playlist that will explain everything.
http://open.spotify.com/user/sarahmalinky/playlist/72szgYropMUql6MGXCgpEM

Like everyone else i love the Danish shows. In this order, Borgen, The Bridge, The Killing. Why do the Danes' doors open outwards? Sometimes i think i can speak Danish because i've watched so many of them, then i look up from the ironing and realise that i'm totally lost.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I mostly try to practise non attachment. It's handy when you lose stuff. Especially precious stuff. Like my fountain pen and my bobble hat through drunk misadventure last week. But, since you ask, and if I must say, i'd miss these six things.

Books
Love
Music
Travel
My family and friends
Learning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people do what they do
What the world would be like if women and men were equal.
Stuff i'm writing
Stuff i'm reading
Which songs will mix with which songs
What's for tea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking that Thursday is the new Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to have a mullet. It wasn't ironic. It was the eighties.
You should message me if
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Anything i have said here resonates with you and you think we should have a drink and see what happens.